Judge, Jury.. Executioner?

[Cao Boi]

Hello ladies.

First off, congratulations. Now that I got the pleasantries out of the way..

I just want to say how disappointed I am that Jaclyn is not here. Well, perhaps it's better for you three that she isn't because if she was, this would have been an easy choice for me from the start.. but I digress.

I look at the final 3 here and I can't help but notice that we have Courtney. Whom I barely talked to, and when I did talk to, seemed to me like she never wanted to give me the time of day anyway. We have Brenda, who for the most part treated me pretty poorly... and then we have Morgan, who treated me the poorest of all. Don't get me wrong, Alec and I had our disagreements but he never outright taunted me at the fact that I would soon be on the chopping block... which you felt the need to constantly remind me of (as if I needed to be told that, any idiot could see my time was soon up)

So, here is my dilemma.

I don't really like any of you.

Kind of harsh isn't it?

Well, it's the truth.

With that said, as you can imagine, this vote is difficult. But with me being a member of the jury and having specific duties (like having to give one of you my vote to win..) I suppose I have no choice.

But that doesn't mean I can't have a bit of fun...

I want the three of you to rip each other apart. Tell me all the negative and nasty stuff about the other two ladies. Tell me all the mistakes they made. Most of all, tell me why they do NOT deserve my vote.

.. IF you choose not to talk shit about one of your opponents, you immediately forfeit any hope of my vote.

Oh, and one last thing..

Find me a quote from Sun Tzu's The Art of War that you felt best fit your game. If you don't know where to find that, then I cannot help you.

Have fun!

[Courtney Yates]

As much as I like these two bitches, tearing them a new one gives me great pleasure.

I knew Brenda was a sneaky bitch who was copying and pasting conversations because she copied and pasted conversations she had with other people and gave them to me, she copied and pasted conversations she had with me and gave them to other people, and I was shown them, oops. I really didn't like that about her style of game play, because they were only portions of conversations rather than the full thing. It often left the person she was conversing with looking bad. I mean, props, but while she was taking other peoples plans and opinions and using them to her advantage, she was hardly giving out any of her own, and came off like a floater. I guess there is nothing wrong with being a floater, but I prefer more aggressive game play similar to Morgan, but not exactly like Morgan.

Speaking of, Morgan was High Bitch on Cunt Mountain. She feels her jury management was so good, but as I recall, she was insulting to the people she did not want to work with, making empty threats toward people who were not doing exactly what she wanted, acting arrogant and 10-year-old like when she got her way, and like you said, taunted her opponents. One of the things I least liked about Morgan was how she would manipulate what she interpreted from peoples words and twisted them to sound like something else. It was aggravating and more than once I lashed out at her, and she would say something like "don't have to get all butthurt, only having fun lol". Oh, okay, bitch. Hahaha.



(incidentally I used this particular bitchslap when making a tribute to Brenda)

My personal opinion is that these two think very highly of themselves because they made it to the end together. But nothing they wanted done at the merge would have come to fruition if it had not been for Bobdawg, Pete and myself. I believe they most wanted Jaclyn out, but she and I didn't make it easy for them. It is also worth mentioning that because of Jaclyn and myself, the round before the merge went very differently from how they expected it too. The final four finally came down to a tie breaker, and how much Proboards, and Brenda's and Jaclyn's internet, liked them that kept Jaclyn and I from being the duo who made the end. I do not feel they deserve your vote, not because they were mean nasty bitches, because we were all mean nasty bitches, but because they would not be here if it weren't for other people, that's not to say I got here on my own, but I don't feel I was as reliant as they were. Most importantly, they would not be here if it had not been for the moves I made in particular. I may have had a couple of close calls, but I survived, and that brings me to Sun Tzu's The Art of War.

Here's my quote:

“All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when we are able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must appear inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near.”

I also love the shit out of this one and feel it also describes my gameplay:

“Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.”

Also, take note I mostly ignored your comments about not liking us. You don't have to like me, you just have to vote for me.

I hope this was helpful, Cao. Good luck with your decision.

[Morgan McLeod]

I knew you wouldn't want to vote for anyone here, but it's better than bringing you Jaclyn to win the game on a silver platter for my chances, right? Knowing everyone wanted to vote Jaclyn at the end because I started counting up the votes and profiling the jury would have been stupid for me to do so at least I'm proud of myself for bringing the two people left in the end who I had a better shot at beating at the end. I even thought for some odd reason, Pete would be a tough competitor in the end, too.

Also, I am genuinely sorry if you were personally upset by everything I said to you. I find this all fun and games online so the actions I took here weren't representative of what I think of you outside the game as a person. It was me simultaneously being in character and just being an aggressive gameplayer. Not everyone is a fan of it nor watching it and I can get that. I just didn't like being strong-armed into voting Shane that round I wanted Bobby to go so I turned into a bitch and voted Coach out to spite you, plus it didn't hurt my game at the time. 

Thanks for the questions, Cao!

Brenda, geez I love Brenda so much lol. It’s crazy that I would meet a best friend in this game as amazing as her during all this time. I at least made it out alive with one of my goals intact. I do think Brenda is a bigger bitch than needed in some situations, that may sound like wtf coming from the Queen Bitch. But here is an example, I knew when to be a bitch or when to play around to not fuck with any votes that I locked up each round for the tribal council ahead but even after the vote Pete flipped to try and get Brenda out, she went into super crazy bitch mode with Pete when I actually tried to remain ‘real’ to his face which I was doing but still play off the pissy role because it’s just what I had to do at the time. I think Brenda once she was done with you she was done lol. And she thought you were the biggest idiot once anyone crossed her. A lot of moves I think she followed on what the majority of people wanted or her closest allies, me. I think she sat in the backseat while I was aggressive and I think she comes off as insincere person unless you get to know her well.

Courtney, I really do think Courtney can be really hypocritical because she will divulge in the group chat and conversations that she is such a bitch... yet all her bitchy remarks have been half-assed or tamed because of the jury portion. I think just like her game she did a lot of talking but not a lot of walking the walk to back it all up, if that makes any sense. She would be really lame sometimes when I wanted to mess with her about stuff and she'd go into full bitch mode without thinking twice about what I was saying while trolling her. lol so she had an on and off switch from bitch to invisbitch.

I think some of her strategic moves were terrible to add on top of it such as voting Bobby out at final six without voting someone like Pete, Brenda or myself out that round. Voting for Pete during the final five round was not smart for her game either, she should have tried to take me out and then Jaclyn at f4 if she really was here to clinch the win the entire time. She can claim people wouldn't be here without her moves but she could say that about anyone who left because of her moves too (Bob, Pete, etc) and they all left because Courtney made the wrong move at the time. I always saw her as a background or supporting character too, I felt she was just present to help Jaclyn get an easier ride to the end much like people feel Brenda was the same for me. There’s a difference from being loyal and blindly loyal; she was the latter, trying to keep Jaclyn at the end 2-2 just to tie was a dumb position to put herself in too because why did she waste all this time if Jaclyn would win near the end. Why did her dumb moves happen though? Outside influence, funny how nothing else went that wrong for her before those late rounds.

I also wanted Courtney to get a vote at final 5 during the revote with Brenda and Jaclyn but the plans changed because we wanted the game to speed up a little faster and Brenda kept going back and forth not wanting Courtney to be mad at her lol. So lots of Courtney’s mistakes didn’t cost her because of small amounts of intervention. I believe in miracles.

The quote I'm going with would have to be:

“If your enemy is secure at all points, be prepared for him. If he is in superior strength, evade him. If your opponent is temperamental, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant. If he is taking his ease, give him no rest. If his forces are united, separate them. If sovereign and subject are in accord, put division between them. Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where you are not expected.”

Wow! What an awesome quote. I think when reading this quote it really spoke to me a lot about the f4 round. Jaclyn had superior strength so I had to evade her for the final time and come out on top. She was temperamental at some points so that is why I would randomly taunt her or say she was "bullying me" when turned into a joke because she never did I just thought it was funny for two HBICs to just ruffle some feathers in an amazing rivalry. I knew her forces were united the entire game so I had to slowly start knocking them down each round until there was enough where without an idol, life raft and every other power under the sun I had a chance to get the job finished at f4 and it was finished. The quote above seems methodical and I think my actions and choices were during the game.

Thanks, Cao!

[Brenda Lowe]

Thanks! Final 3 <3 yay. It's great...like great *bows* 

First of all, I just wanted to address this "Brenda, who for the most part treated me pretty poorly" I don't really remember treating you that poorly to be quite honest. If anything, I tried multiple times to work with you. When it came to things you wanted to do, such as vote out Alec, I told you nobody would flip and agree to that. What did you do? Still vote Alec, like 3 times...and every time you failed. I warned you, i said "Look, nobody is going to do that girlfriend, just vote this way." You would than be like "No THIS WAY." And i was like "NO THIS WAY." And it was a vicious cycle that took me approximately 74 years to withdraw from But yeah so I tried to help you, and get you on the right path so that Loa Sexy could be together till the end. But yeah...didn't happen. But chea i didn't treat you poorly homegirl. Sorry you feel that way tho, I think its coming from a place of jealousy tho, so I think I can like understand it.


As for these 2 bitches next to me. OH-MY-GAWD! Morgan was a complete joke from the start of this game, she would only talk to me at like 4am. I thought she lived in another country so I was like...oh thats cool, i understand this girls struggles. But no, this bitch lives in the same STATE as me. Jesus, get a damn human schedule you vampiric cunt! Also like she seems like the kinda person who has bad breath in the morning, and i didn't like that. Its like seriously, brush your teeth. Also her gameplay sucked, she made final 3 because of me. I threw her in my Victoria Don't Tell Nobody tote bag and carried her to the end of this game. She has the paper-cuts to prove it. Did i mention this was my school bag? Cause it was.

Courtney...she called me a floater yet she didn't realize she was playing a game till final 6. I have an immunity to prove that I gave it my all every challenge! I had no idea who she even was. When i thought of her, i just assumed it was a multi account for Jaclyn, so anything I said to Jaclyn would just be relayed to Courtney. Which was nice...I enjoyed that, saved me the aggression of having another convo with someone I didn't really want to have a convo with? However I did enjoy Courtney once she actually started to talk to me...



I didn't get a chance to read "The Art of War" by Suzanne Summers, however, here's a quote from the Book "50 Shades of Grey" that represents my game:

" 'Fuck. Ana!' he breathes. He pulls out of me immediately and rolls onto his side of the bed. I pull my knees up to my chest, utterly spent, and immediately drift off or pass out into an exhausted sleep." 

I feel like this quote is perfect for my game because a lot of people would say they were working with me, than pull out of the alliance And it would leave me spent because of all MY effort to work with them. 

Thanks Chow Mein. 

[Cao Boi]

Well Brenda, I just want to say, congratulations.

You totally lost my vote now.

Morgan, Courtney, tough choice, but great answers.

[Shane Powers]

This is substantive evidence that Cao Boi is a cunt. He virtually quit the game when I blew up his game and he claimed that I single handedly ruined the game for him because I didn't play nice. Now he asks this question where he is specifically WANTS the nasty stuff that he seemed oh so against, to surface.

This shows one thing, Cao Boi is a little bitch when things don't go his way, but becomes a hypocritical, almighty asshole when given even the slightest amount of power.

You did the ORG world a favour when you quit ORGs, you're a bratty child who whinges when they don't get their way. Go play with fucking Lego or something if you can't take the ORG heat.

[Shane Powers]

And Brenda. You are fucking perfect. Your answer would've gotten my vote 100%

[Morgan McLeod]

Brenda, you are fucking perfect. Love you, bitch. I would have voted for you over Jaclyn and Courtney duh. You were amazing

[Coach Wade]

Feb 14, 2015 12:28:55 GMT Shane Powers said:

This is substantive evidence that Cao Boi is a cunt. He virtually quit the game when I blew up his game and he claimed that I single handedly ruined the game for him because I didn't play nice. Now he asks this question where he is specifically WANTS the nasty stuff that he seemed oh so against, to surface.

This shows one thing, Cao Boi is a little bitch when things don't go his way, but becomes a hypocritical, almighty asshole when given even the slightest amount of power.

You did the ORG world a favour when you quit ORGs, you're a bratty child who whinges when they don't get their way. Go play with fucking Lego or something if you can't take the ORG heat.

[Bobdawg]

let's chill. Cao's a fly guy.

[Cao Boi]

I honestly could care less what Shane says.

What I'm more insulted about is how he or she seems to think Lego is for kids.