The Dawg's Off the Leash
Feb 9, 2015 23:58:21 GMT
Jaclyn Schultz, Alec Christy, and 1 more like this
Post by Bobdawg on Feb 9, 2015 23:58:21 GMT
Hey ladies
(RIP JACKIE)
Whats the haps?
So first of all congrats and shit.
Also, yeah thanks John for hosting and stuff.
Any of you ladies got any single friends that can hook up with the Bobdawg?
Oh and yeah, I have some questions and statements and shit. I don't like one of you a whole lot, and it might be a surprise as to who that person is.
Brenda
Hey lady, I bet you wished you talked to me more by now huh? Not gonna lie I can't remember a single facet or detail about your life because you're pretty uninteresting and lame. Now I know what you're going to say, "Shit Bobdawg, you're no better", but I don't care. I'm the juror here. Other people certainly hold different opinions of you, but my opinion of you is a two dimensional poser who doesn't like to talk to people she doesn't like. Maybe it's not accurate, maybe that's exactly who you are. In the end, that's just my perception of you.
Now I can accept all of that in a winner of survivor. Shit, a lot of survivors gotta be fake and distant at times. There's no rule book to being a good survivor, so I'm not going to tell you to be more interesting for your own sake. The biggest thing keeping me from voting for you is because I'm bitter about something. Remember homeboy John?
Look at that pretty face. What a stud.
Anyways I seem to remember a certain swap fucking happening around the time he left. Now don't get me wrong, that shit is playing the game. Mad props to you and your homegirls for doing what you felt you needed to do to get further. I hold no bias over the move itself. What I hate with a passion was how YOU, Brenda, handled that round. Put yourself in my shoes for a hot second. Imagine seeing John depart to another tribe. Less than zero chance of him surviving that. You guys throw the challenge, which is fairly icky in of itself, to get rid of this stud. Whatever.
Then Brenda, you prove why your an asshole. You tell John that you're in the outs, and you might want to vote for him. You get his ups high enough to where he comes to me, and says that he has a chance. All because you told him that you were on the outs and thinking of voting with him. John had no way out of the situation you girls put him in, and then you further toy with his poor fucking soul to make him think he has a shot out of the spot he was put in. Imagine how shitty he felt? Oh shit, clearly you wouldn't know or care.
Then to have to come into the jury and hear about how you bragged to your tribe mates at the time about what you were doing to him. That's sick and disturbing, and I would even say it was sociopathic.
so·ci·o·path (n) - a person with a personality disorder manifesting itself in extreme antisocial attitudes and behavior and a lack of conscience.
Yeah so I don't respect you and I hope you lose this final tribal council.
I will give you a chance to defend your actions about giving John the thought that he might actually stay. However you better have a great fucking reason, because otherwise, what you did was dirty. Not in the "Oh shit, what a gameplayer" kind but a "Oh shit, what a terrible person" kind. Imagine the difference between Jonny Fairplay and Sandra Diaz-Twine. You can either be a shitty person for no reason when playing the game like Jonny, or you can play a smart game in a slightly dirty way like Sandra. You're Jonny in my mind.
Try to legitimize your actions to John for me if you want a shot at my vote. It's not likely, so you probably don't want to waste too much time when you write it. Maybe clarify something I don't know. However from the information I gathered myself, it was wrong.
Courtney
Hey there.
I slept off the round I was voted off and I'm a more reasonable Dawg then I once was. Blindsides are tough though.
Aight anyways I guess with you I'll start with some problems I had with you. None of them are game breaking, since I still respect you as a potential winner, but they do lower your stock a bit and hopefully you can explain yourself a bit. I was on your tribe the entire game. That statement surprises me too. Shit Courtney, we have been on the same tribe since the beginning of this game and it's a little sad that I hardly know you. I knew Pete better then I knew you. I knew Morgan better than I knew you. I knew early boots like Cao, Cochran, Jefra, John, and COACH better than I knew you. I would say that I only know you better than I know Elyse and Brenda. Of course this is an error on my part as well as yours, but I'd let you criticize me for it if I made final tribal council.
I could live with you hardly knowing me since life gets busy and should always come first, and I value that in people. One of my bigger issues with you is how you treated this game when you WERE here. Let me give you an example, a very personal and slightly bitter example, of the final 6 blindside where you euthanized the Bobdawg.
Shitty round, I know.
(Me reminiscing on the shitty round of final 6)
I told Morgan and Brenda that I was not voting you out, even after they showed me proof that you were trying to work with them to oust me and after I told you about said proof. I also worked out a final 3 deal with you and tried to set something going longterm, as long as possible to the finals. You decide that I shouldn't stay in this game and promptly try to get me voted out, and succeed. You do this when Brenda/Morgan have 2 surefire votes in Elyse and Hope and I have none, and I actually straight up angered another juror on my way out; Sandra.
First question is what your mindset was with that vote. What was your strategy.
However I have a much bigger question. Why a blindside?
I told Morgan/Brenda how I was voting. I showed you screen shots, I offered you deals. I did everything in my power to respect you as a potential ally and voter and you give me no respect back. You actually give me the opposite of respect back when you decide that15 10 7 minutes before results, after votes were casted, that I should still be uninformed about the result. Yeah OK, keeping the vote a secret for a while before results is fine. Shit though, you know why people make blindsides happen Courtney? It's because they want to ensure that they can't prevent what happens. After the voting deadline, when nothing can be done, there is no longer a reason to keep shit a secret. I then straight up ask you if you voted with me or against me, after the voting deadline, and you say that you were with me.
Shit Courtney, why the fuck was that necessary?
Blindsides aren't supposed to be cruel, they're supposed to be smart or logical. When I asked why you kept that shit a secret minutes before results were posted, you said "Because blindside!" as if that explanation was any better than "because I'm a shitty person". Keeping me in the dark until the deadline is logical, any time after that is unnecessary and attention grabbing.
The point of Survivor is to play the best game, not the most exciting game. (at least to me)
So I want to also give you a chance to explain why you were hiding what you did to the extent of how you did it. I don't want to hear "Maybe I shouldn't have done what I did", I want to hear "I did it because". You're lucky that I'm even helping you out that much.
You also say you were nobodies goat and shit, but frankly I think you did everything Jackie wanted you to do. Maybe talk about that a bit as well? Tell me how wrong or right I am?
Morgan
Hey Morgan. First of all, congrats. I thought you played a pretty wacky game, but a good one too. I have a few problems with what you did/how you did it, but no one plays a perfect game of survivor (NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS!), but I am impressed with how you did. Both of the rounds I was voting against 'your side', final 6 and 7, you were the last person I wanted to vote off. This is the case for a few reasons. A main one is because I liked to mess with you. Lame, right? I would message you bullshit and compare notes with Jackie and then laugh at you about it. We did it several times this entire game, actually. Remember when I said that Brenda flipped?
I know, I'm shitty and immature. Even though I messed with you a lot, and just fed you bullshit a lot, I still respect you as a potential crazy winner of this game. However, I have some qualms before voting for you to win the game.
There were many times when you would come to me and tell me something as if I didn't know you knew it. The first few times you did this, I was legit surprised and impressed with what you knew. Up until final 10, I legit thought you had this entire game laid out infront of you and I was surprised at how much you knew. However, at final 10 onward, you doing this turned a little embarrassing since you either lied about what you were telling me, or you were telling me something that I didn't already know. I think you were slipping, but you didn't want to admit it. You just... kinda spewed bullshit and hope it stuck. I don't judge you for trying. Actually, I do judge you a little bit.
These actions kinda led me to respect you a lot less as a competitor, hence me 'messing with you'. However now that I'm out of the game and can look at everything that happened, I can gain a new respect for how you played this game. Crazy, nonsensical, and unethical at times. These actions of yours were a bit embarrassing and grasping at straws. Could you maybe explain why you came to me with these farfetched statements and hope they stuck? All it did for me was it made me laugh at you from my computer chair, but obviously I don't know everything you were doing.
(Me reading some of your words sometimes)
You were also terribly annoying when it came to your 'big moves', which imo relied heavily on other people's actions. When Alec and I were voted out, you posted really annoying gifs that just made me think "wow your kind of a disgusting person" when I saw it. I was already in a shitty mood when I got voted out, so seeing you and Brenda (but I don't care much about her) going "BLINDSIDE! GIF GIF" after I was voted out was a shit topping on the shit cake and it makes me repspect you less. It was actually a little radical, what you did. Courtney didn't do that, and it was straight up childish of you to do. Obviously there was no celebration when Hope and Elyse were voted out, so why do what you did? It was immature and kind of stung a little when I was already gone and hating everything.
A lot of what you did was immature and annoying, so I want to give you a chance to show when you weren't absolutely annoying or immature. Tell me when you were a stand up individual. IN THIS GAME! I don't want you to use an example of the round I left, because I am just going to assume that you were kissing up to a future juror.
Honestly, cmon Morgan. These games should be fun. These are the actions that drive me away from ORGS. So unnecessary and annoying.
Also I want you to argue with this statement. "Morgan didn't do anything for her game, she got here because people decided that she should be here". Tell me how true or untrue that is.
General Questions
Aside from #1, don't spend much time on answering these. Their mostly for fun. But please still answer them.
1) It seems like the general rule for all three of you is that each of you did unnecessary, inappropriate, and cruel things that didn't have to happen at all to get to where you're are right now. All three of you did shit to the people AFTER they were voted out, and it shows how truly weak and spineless you three are. Winners can be weak and spineless, but you 3 were kinda shitty with your actions to the people voted out and to the jurors. Please either own up to all the shit that you regret doing, or tell me why it was necessary for you to do it. (I WILL NOT TAKE "no regrets" as an answer!)
2) Rank the jury, #1 most likely that YOU would vote for if you were a juror, and #8 is least likely. Also small explanation plz but nothing too strenuous.
3) Use a song to define each juror. Small explanation why.
4) Short paragraph telling me how great I am.
I know I typed a lot, but you girls don't have to type too much. Legit just like, a paragraph or two for each question is fine. However much you feel is necessary to answer the question.
(RIP JACKIE)
Whats the haps?
So first of all congrats and shit.
Also, yeah thanks John for hosting and stuff.
Any of you ladies got any single friends that can hook up with the Bobdawg?
Oh and yeah, I have some questions and statements and shit. I don't like one of you a whole lot, and it might be a surprise as to who that person is.
Brenda
Hey lady, I bet you wished you talked to me more by now huh? Not gonna lie I can't remember a single facet or detail about your life because you're pretty uninteresting and lame. Now I know what you're going to say, "Shit Bobdawg, you're no better", but I don't care. I'm the juror here. Other people certainly hold different opinions of you, but my opinion of you is a two dimensional poser who doesn't like to talk to people she doesn't like. Maybe it's not accurate, maybe that's exactly who you are. In the end, that's just my perception of you.
Now I can accept all of that in a winner of survivor. Shit, a lot of survivors gotta be fake and distant at times. There's no rule book to being a good survivor, so I'm not going to tell you to be more interesting for your own sake. The biggest thing keeping me from voting for you is because I'm bitter about something. Remember homeboy John?
Look at that pretty face. What a stud.
Anyways I seem to remember a certain swap fucking happening around the time he left. Now don't get me wrong, that shit is playing the game. Mad props to you and your homegirls for doing what you felt you needed to do to get further. I hold no bias over the move itself. What I hate with a passion was how YOU, Brenda, handled that round. Put yourself in my shoes for a hot second. Imagine seeing John depart to another tribe. Less than zero chance of him surviving that. You guys throw the challenge, which is fairly icky in of itself, to get rid of this stud. Whatever.
Then Brenda, you prove why your an asshole. You tell John that you're in the outs, and you might want to vote for him. You get his ups high enough to where he comes to me, and says that he has a chance. All because you told him that you were on the outs and thinking of voting with him. John had no way out of the situation you girls put him in, and then you further toy with his poor fucking soul to make him think he has a shot out of the spot he was put in. Imagine how shitty he felt? Oh shit, clearly you wouldn't know or care.
Then to have to come into the jury and hear about how you bragged to your tribe mates at the time about what you were doing to him. That's sick and disturbing, and I would even say it was sociopathic.
so·ci·o·path (n) - a person with a personality disorder manifesting itself in extreme antisocial attitudes and behavior and a lack of conscience.
Yeah so I don't respect you and I hope you lose this final tribal council.
I will give you a chance to defend your actions about giving John the thought that he might actually stay. However you better have a great fucking reason, because otherwise, what you did was dirty. Not in the "Oh shit, what a gameplayer" kind but a "Oh shit, what a terrible person" kind. Imagine the difference between Jonny Fairplay and Sandra Diaz-Twine. You can either be a shitty person for no reason when playing the game like Jonny, or you can play a smart game in a slightly dirty way like Sandra. You're Jonny in my mind.
Try to legitimize your actions to John for me if you want a shot at my vote. It's not likely, so you probably don't want to waste too much time when you write it. Maybe clarify something I don't know. However from the information I gathered myself, it was wrong.
Courtney
Hey there.
I slept off the round I was voted off and I'm a more reasonable Dawg then I once was. Blindsides are tough though.
Aight anyways I guess with you I'll start with some problems I had with you. None of them are game breaking, since I still respect you as a potential winner, but they do lower your stock a bit and hopefully you can explain yourself a bit. I was on your tribe the entire game. That statement surprises me too. Shit Courtney, we have been on the same tribe since the beginning of this game and it's a little sad that I hardly know you. I knew Pete better then I knew you. I knew Morgan better than I knew you. I knew early boots like Cao, Cochran, Jefra, John, and COACH better than I knew you. I would say that I only know you better than I know Elyse and Brenda. Of course this is an error on my part as well as yours, but I'd let you criticize me for it if I made final tribal council.
I could live with you hardly knowing me since life gets busy and should always come first, and I value that in people. One of my bigger issues with you is how you treated this game when you WERE here. Let me give you an example, a very personal and slightly bitter example, of the final 6 blindside where you euthanized the Bobdawg.
Shitty round, I know.
(Me reminiscing on the shitty round of final 6)
I told Morgan and Brenda that I was not voting you out, even after they showed me proof that you were trying to work with them to oust me and after I told you about said proof. I also worked out a final 3 deal with you and tried to set something going longterm, as long as possible to the finals. You decide that I shouldn't stay in this game and promptly try to get me voted out, and succeed. You do this when Brenda/Morgan have 2 surefire votes in Elyse and Hope and I have none, and I actually straight up angered another juror on my way out; Sandra.
First question is what your mindset was with that vote. What was your strategy.
However I have a much bigger question. Why a blindside?
I told Morgan/Brenda how I was voting. I showed you screen shots, I offered you deals. I did everything in my power to respect you as a potential ally and voter and you give me no respect back. You actually give me the opposite of respect back when you decide that
Shit Courtney, why the fuck was that necessary?
Blindsides aren't supposed to be cruel, they're supposed to be smart or logical. When I asked why you kept that shit a secret minutes before results were posted, you said "Because blindside!" as if that explanation was any better than "because I'm a shitty person". Keeping me in the dark until the deadline is logical, any time after that is unnecessary and attention grabbing.
The point of Survivor is to play the best game, not the most exciting game. (at least to me)
So I want to also give you a chance to explain why you were hiding what you did to the extent of how you did it. I don't want to hear "Maybe I shouldn't have done what I did", I want to hear "I did it because". You're lucky that I'm even helping you out that much.
You also say you were nobodies goat and shit, but frankly I think you did everything Jackie wanted you to do. Maybe talk about that a bit as well? Tell me how wrong or right I am?
Morgan
Hey Morgan. First of all, congrats. I thought you played a pretty wacky game, but a good one too. I have a few problems with what you did/how you did it, but no one plays a perfect game of survivor (NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS!), but I am impressed with how you did. Both of the rounds I was voting against 'your side', final 6 and 7, you were the last person I wanted to vote off. This is the case for a few reasons. A main one is because I liked to mess with you. Lame, right? I would message you bullshit and compare notes with Jackie and then laugh at you about it. We did it several times this entire game, actually. Remember when I said that Brenda flipped?
I know, I'm shitty and immature. Even though I messed with you a lot, and just fed you bullshit a lot, I still respect you as a potential crazy winner of this game. However, I have some qualms before voting for you to win the game.
There were many times when you would come to me and tell me something as if I didn't know you knew it. The first few times you did this, I was legit surprised and impressed with what you knew. Up until final 10, I legit thought you had this entire game laid out infront of you and I was surprised at how much you knew. However, at final 10 onward, you doing this turned a little embarrassing since you either lied about what you were telling me, or you were telling me something that I didn't already know. I think you were slipping, but you didn't want to admit it. You just... kinda spewed bullshit and hope it stuck. I don't judge you for trying. Actually, I do judge you a little bit.
These actions kinda led me to respect you a lot less as a competitor, hence me 'messing with you'. However now that I'm out of the game and can look at everything that happened, I can gain a new respect for how you played this game. Crazy, nonsensical, and unethical at times. These actions of yours were a bit embarrassing and grasping at straws. Could you maybe explain why you came to me with these farfetched statements and hope they stuck? All it did for me was it made me laugh at you from my computer chair, but obviously I don't know everything you were doing.
(Me reading some of your words sometimes)
You were also terribly annoying when it came to your 'big moves', which imo relied heavily on other people's actions. When Alec and I were voted out, you posted really annoying gifs that just made me think "wow your kind of a disgusting person" when I saw it. I was already in a shitty mood when I got voted out, so seeing you and Brenda (but I don't care much about her) going "BLINDSIDE! GIF GIF" after I was voted out was a shit topping on the shit cake and it makes me repspect you less. It was actually a little radical, what you did. Courtney didn't do that, and it was straight up childish of you to do. Obviously there was no celebration when Hope and Elyse were voted out, so why do what you did? It was immature and kind of stung a little when I was already gone and hating everything.
A lot of what you did was immature and annoying, so I want to give you a chance to show when you weren't absolutely annoying or immature. Tell me when you were a stand up individual. IN THIS GAME! I don't want you to use an example of the round I left, because I am just going to assume that you were kissing up to a future juror.
Honestly, cmon Morgan. These games should be fun. These are the actions that drive me away from ORGS. So unnecessary and annoying.
Also I want you to argue with this statement. "Morgan didn't do anything for her game, she got here because people decided that she should be here". Tell me how true or untrue that is.
General Questions
Aside from #1, don't spend much time on answering these. Their mostly for fun. But please still answer them.
1) It seems like the general rule for all three of you is that each of you did unnecessary, inappropriate, and cruel things that didn't have to happen at all to get to where you're are right now. All three of you did shit to the people AFTER they were voted out, and it shows how truly weak and spineless you three are. Winners can be weak and spineless, but you 3 were kinda shitty with your actions to the people voted out and to the jurors. Please either own up to all the shit that you regret doing, or tell me why it was necessary for you to do it. (I WILL NOT TAKE "no regrets" as an answer!)
2) Rank the jury, #1 most likely that YOU would vote for if you were a juror, and #8 is least likely. Also small explanation plz but nothing too strenuous.
3) Use a song to define each juror. Small explanation why.
4) Short paragraph telling me how great I am.
I know I typed a lot, but you girls don't have to type too much. Legit just like, a paragraph or two for each question is fine. However much you feel is necessary to answer the question.
with arms wide open. Now everything has changed, I'll show you love.
I've never had a rivalry that was fun and not loathing the other. It was mostly lolz. We kinda fought over people too to be on our side.
And i think he deserved Jury way more than Cow. Btw this is my opinion. Some of you might have had a huge connection with Cao, but I didn't know her at all. She seemed nice, but I didn't like get to know her. 
