Post by John Kenney on Jan 15, 2015 3:00:57 GMT
OK, so my game might take a nose dive this round straight into vote out land. Basically, Elyse had the fog horn. Which sucks, but now my former Malagans are gone and replaced with Alec, Morgan, and Shane. making me the only former Malaga on this tribe against seven Loa Sekis.
Can you say "John K's fucked"??
So, overall last night was fun. Let me talk about how it began, starting from the fog horn announcement. First off, was this...
John Wilson
NEW MALAGA, since Jefra was going to sit out, you must now choose someone else to sit out of the challenge
You have 20 minutes
Elyse Umemoto
We'll sit out John K
John Kenney
no you fucking won't.
That's right folks. Elyse's dumb bitch ass tried to sit me out of the challenge without even asking me. And obviously, I said no. Then the rest of the tribe spent 20 minutes trying to sit me out while I repeatedly said no. In the end, Brenda was randomly sat out because Jeff has a heart. <3
I honestly can't believe it. I can't believe that a group of people would be so sloppy, because that was just awfully executed. By forcing me to sit out for 20 minutes, I...
1) Know that yo probably intend on throwing the challenge (note, that they could've easily thrown the challenge while I was in it...as they're doing right now)
2) I know that I'm the intended target (which is obvious, but still).
So, after that, I went to Alec.
Alec very simply told me "sorry bro, this is the definition of getting swapfucked." WHICH AGAIN, SLOPPY AND STUPID. If you tell me I'm getting swap fucked, guess what, I'm going to start playing hard. The smartest thing to do is try your best to make me feel comfortable (which I think some people are trying to do, more on that later). Telling me I'm the target puts me on ALERT. You are STUPID Alec. STUPID. I love you outside of this game, but you are awful at managing the minority.
Anyway, I basically blew up at him, and told him that I thought he and Morgan were the biggest threat, and that I could help them out if they saved me. Obviously, I got no where. Really, I wanted to make him paranoid and nervous, and I think it worked.
Guess who messaged me next?
If you guessed Morgan, you're right! She messaged me right away saying that she heard I was coming after her and I thought she was the biggest threat. OH REALLY GIRL, WHO DID YOU HEAR THAT FROM?
She then proceeded to spend the rest of the night whining about how I and my tribe think she's a threat and how she's not a threat. I was literally rolling my eyes the whole time. Girl, we all think you are a power player, OWN UP TO IT. You were literally part of a tribe swap designed to get me out. Do you really expect me to believe you're not a threat?
Oh, someone else messaged me too...
My earlier instinct on Brenda was that she was in with Morgan, but was lying about it in order to stay safe on the swap. I might have been wrong. She messaged me yesterday immediately after the swap talking about what we should do about game alliances and how we were going to get through this. I was like WHOA BABY GIRL. Slow down. So I slowed her down and realized that she actually was on the outs, she thinks she's going next, and she wants to save me.
Do I believe that? I'm not sure, but right now, Brenda is my only hope. If she's being real with me, I honestly have an awesome chance at surviving. If she's not being real with me, she's a sociopath.
Um, what happened next....
Oh, yeah, Shane dropped out. Which was perfect, because I felt like I could wrangle up a group of 4 to take control of this next vote.
That group of four, by the way, is
+ + 
+ 
Then we have control and can take out whomever we want. I will honestly be so surprised if this works! I feel like it's too good to be true. The minority Loa Sekis should see that I'm just gonna flop back to Malaga once we merge. Will I feel awful about screwing them over? Oh, fuck yeah, absolutely. But, I need to do WHATEVER IT TAKES to get through this final. I'm so desperate to flip the tables on Alec/Morgan/Elyse, like I'm literally thirsting for this.
OK, that's enough for now. Best of luck to me.
