Jaclyn's Confessionals

[Jaclyn Schultz]

alol. I am such a genius.

I think I deserve a medal or something. Where's my medal? I want one. <3

So, I was TOTALLY FRIGGING RIGHT about the leaders getting fantastic tribe-picking abilities. I, ofc, being the legendary human I am, was elected leader and no one complained about it but I wouldn't be surprised if Jefra was all pissed behind my back. She overplayed up how happy she was for me being the leader to the extent I almost wanted to incinerate something. She's kind of a power-whore, herself, so I wouldn't be shocked if she was all "NOO I WANTED BE LEADER ALPHA JEFRA BEST ALPHA "

in reality she was an awful alpha and thank god i took over after her

Anywho, I stepped up as alpha, waited until the appointed time, and lo and behold, Alec, unsurprisingly, stepped up as the leader for his tribe. I wasn't shocked because he's their most active and really is perceived as their leader, and while he claims it isn't the case, I'm unsure whether or not to believe him. I feel like Elyse is actually smarter than it seems, but I've never actually had a single conversation with her. That's just my gut feeling, though, and honestly I would like to see Elyse out of this game just based on the vibes I receive from hearing about her from other people. I do not trust having her around, but it's not like I have much power with regards to that...

Well, me and Alec were invited to this group chat with Probst, who decided to say "lol do you guys feel da wind picking up *trollface*" and i was like...LOL I KNEW IT. I was so tempted to just shout that in the group chat but I needed to play dumb for Alec. Ugh but I was so happy I was right lmao.

Alec freaks out and is like OH NOOOOOO I CAN'T BELIEVEEE THISSSS and then Probst is like "you guys are picking new tribes bitches lolzzzz" which ew. I mean, I had foreseen it, but all these tribe swaps are giving me brain cancer.

So anyways I WAS HOPING it would be something cool like last season where we split up into 3 tribes, but no, it's a bland "alternate picking from eachother's tribes and then yours" thing which was like...worst case for me? I was hoping for something like...choose two people to give to the other tribe. Or two people to take. Or send two people to a third tribe. But this was just lame and I didn't like it one bit because all those other scenarios would have been better for me but no I already got the idol so not everything could go my way even though it really should because I'm objectively the best person here lul.

Well whatever. I got to pick first because Alec's tribe threw the challenge so LOL KARMA'S A BITCH, BITCH, and really lbr throwing to get rid of someone is literally so fucking retarded the fact they all did that is so dumb. Why not just win and get rid of one of us anyways instead of risking losing after John K goes? Like really whoever came up with the throwing idea must be dumber than Cochran who has rocks for brains so I can't really imagine how someone could be even more dumb than that. Throwing to save someone on the other team is fine and totes makes sense, but to get rid of someone in a situation like this is just so fucking retarded I almost want to just slap the person across the face for being so stupid. Like I'm not complaining because I won immunity, but I'm just really offended that someone out there who is so stupid exists. They shouldn't be allowed to operate a computer tbh. They might accidentally blow up the country.

I picked Morgan first because duh. I hadn't talked to like, literally any other of the Loa Seki's. Okay that's a lie. I had a brief conversation with Sandra in which she was boring as sin and like, 3 messages with Brenda how fun. I probs should have picked maybe Brenda in retrospect but IDK by shit that's been said by John K on his way out(he went out with a bang and was like OMG MORGAN AND BRENDA ARE THE SUCK) I decided against it even tho she seems fun.

Alec picked Hope first which made me want to reach over to him by the throat, strangle him, and then stab him 70 times with a chainsaw. Like, you take my favorite person in this game away from me? I'M STILL SO PISSED ABOUT THAT I LOVE HER. Ugh, whatever. It actually made me really worried she could be the leak but I'll just maintain my Hope in Hope. (lol get it) I really hope she's genuine and not the leak...because if she is I am a massive fucktard. :/

So I picked Pete just because common knowledge was that he was on the outs of that tribe. I'd never actually spoken to him...but yeah. I've spoken to him since and he's actually kind of worthless and boring so I'm actually depressed I made that choice now. Ew. I'm not going to take the initiative strategically, but Bob wants us to pull him in with me and Court...but he doesn't trust Court and thinks she's the leak which is retarded and impossible because she isn't that stupid but w/e he's not listening but tbh i haven't defended her as much as I should've. Whatever.

Anyhow we want Pete as a fourth bc he's been on the outs but I'm not doing it. I do have the idol so i guess I can be balls-to-the-walls strategic since I think I'm playing it if we go to TC...I don't trust this tribe. I am NOT letting anyone, even Court or Bob, on to this though. I think I'm playing it just because...this tribe is scary lol :x Plus I'm praying jury starts soon because I NEED TO MAKE JURY UGH!!! Seriously, like...I need to make it. I've only been into two other games as I am this one - like I am super into this game in case you COULDN'T TELL BY HOW MANY CONFESSIONALS I'M WRITING LOL. So not making jury would make me SOOOOOO PISSED AND ANNOYED. So I need to make it. I'm surprised how into it I am though considering how many people in this cast are awful. Maybe I just like the idea of bitchwhipping a bunch of idiots in a game of Survivor? I guess so.

Alec chose Elyse from his own tribe I think, I forget. Elyse or Brenda. Not surprised, they're both part of the apparent four with him and Morgs. I then chose Court because duh I love her.

Then Alec chose Cao for some stupid reason I can't imagine. I guess in the hopes he might flip IDK.

So I chose Sandra cus duh she was the other person on the outs. I had one convo with her earlier on, but like I said she was horribly fucking boring and made me want to die but I had to put aside my personal feelings which told me she was a stupid cunt.

So then Alec picked the other of Elyse/Brenda, duh. I chose Bob second bc he is great and amazing and if he needs an excuse for me picking Court second I'd say so it was so people wouldn't realize how close me and him are or something. Whatever. The results didn't show what order we picked people in so it's not like it matters unless Alec blabs.

Then Alec had the choice between Cochran and Jefra.

..He chose Ms. Special Ed.

And then I was REALLY confused.

Was Cochran, the person who I was so convinced of being a traitor, NOT THE LEAK?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!?

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was so shocked he didn't pick Cochran. MAYBE HE JUST DIDN'T KNOW COCHRAN WAS THE LEAK? UGH!

I was pissed, confused, and agitated that someone else out there was just as retarded as I know Cochran is and would be enough of a moron to go and leak shit. My world has been flipped upside down right now! Wtf.

I'm still just so...lost. I don't even know what to believe about the leak/possible traitor anymore. :\ What is this world I live in, a world where someone just as stupid as Cochran exists? It should be like Highlander where there can be only one ultimate stupid-face, but apparently there's two which is just totally fucked up and I think there should be a rule against that ngl.

ANYWAYS then Cochran, rightfully, was the last person picked, and I was so distraught I'd be stuck with his stupid fucking cunt face. I'm serious, I actually do hate him this much. He's fucking AWFULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL. I think he's the worst person I've ever played an ORG with. Just. Absolutely. Awful. I want to kill him. Boring piece of shit who copy-pastes what he says to everyone else because he can't think of anything new to say the stupid little prick I want to beat his face up hard. -_- PEOPLE TALK AND WILL REALIZE YOU'RE SENDING THE EXACT SAME FUCKING MESSAGES TO EVERYONE YOU STUPID LITTLE TWIT. Fuck, he sucks. No one in an ORG has ever infuriated me this much. You can't even laugh at him because of how unaware he is that he sucks. I bet he thinks his ugly self is a genius and that disgusts me.

AND NOW THERE'S THIS FLY THAT WON'T STOP FLYING IN FRONT OF MY LAPTOP. GO AWAY FLY I'M TYPING. UGH. Why am I so angry.

Well then it turns out, I get an option to either A): Keep Cochran on my tribe...or B): Send him over to Alec.

Obviously I am going to keep Cochran on my team because I love and trust him so much.

WAIT JUST A GOD DAMN SECOND HERE HOLD THE FUCK UP

Are you kidding me? Ahahaha, FUCK NO am I keeping him on my tribe! I sent him off as soon as I possibly could just so I didn't have to deal with him. I have better chances with 3 people and getting a whatchamaccalit to flip instead of keeping an eye on fucking COCKran. He can go on the other team and they can have majority there, boom, done, that's the excuse I used. In reality I just didn't want him around because he sucks but it works in keeping a majority on NuNuNu(seriously jeff this is redonculous >_>)Malaga too.

Anyways, my FOURTH TRIBE IN THIS GAME on ROUND FIVE is:

NuNuNu Loa Seki:

Jaclyngel, Bobdawgownage, Courtgoddess, Psychoticgan Mcleod, "Invisible" Pete Yurkowski, and Sandra "I can be inactive too, what the fuck!" Diaz-Twine.

Not great at all honestly but whatever I have the idol thank god.

Anyways, after the tribes are finally split up, the challenge gets posted.

And I can't tell if I'm happy or annoyed.

I mean, it's endurance, thank god, and I get multiple attempts so that means even if my internet slaps me in the face like it did last season I can try again. Sadly, it only takes the last attempt instead of the best one, so that could be somewhat yikes-inducing. But whatever, I'll just make sure my best attempt IS my last.

BUT, in addition to the endurance challenge with everyone being paired against someone from the opposing tribe(me and Alec chose who went up against who but I honestly wasn't paying much attention and was just saying who popped up first into my mind. I was too busy thinking about what kind of shrine I should get made after myself next.) LO AND BEHOLD, The Survivor Games Tuvalu has even more twists! What a twist!

The person who does best on each tribe gets something special. The person on the losing tribe gets...GASP INDIVIDUAL IMMUNITY which shows me I need to kick it into high gear cuz I don't wanna waste an idol. :x I just really am desperate to make jury cuz I'm having a ton of fun in this game regardless of how much I bitch <3 It means I like you. Usually. Not when it comes to Cochran The Failure, that much is for sure.

And on the winning team, the best placer gets to go to the other team's TC.

...Without a vote.

Which REALLY confuses me, because there's just no point to it? I mean...Treasure Trove I guess? IDK I guess you can have a slight impact on the vote but it sounds useless to me.

But there's one thing at tribal that I think it could be a use for. The losing tribe has to open it after the vote.

Behold..

YET ANOTHER TWIST BY THE PROBSTER




...A message in a bottle.

Yaaay! How fun. I am so overjoyed. No, but seriously, blech. Even more random variables that I have to be worrying about.

Now, going by previous history in this game, I'd say this was yet another tribe swap and the person joining the losing tribe gets to pick new tribes with this magical thing.

But, well, I'm going to give the benefit of the doubt and assume we won't be swapping for a fourth time.

I believe it has some kind of power that the person from the winning tribe going to that TC will dictate. It makes no sense otherwise if they have no vote. It's almost completely pointless. So, well, either way, I'd really like to win both parts of the challenge - I want to win the tribal portion, and do the best individually, because I like being the one making these decisions - not other people. Does it put a massive blaring target on me and I'll have to work really, really hard to make sure I'm not an early merge boot? Well, sure! But is it way more interesting than just sitting around on my butt, doing nothing for the whole game, settling for making the final three incredibly boringly? Uhm, duh. Sure, I would love to win - who wouldn't? But I don't plan on being absurdly boring while doing it. I'm going to do it how I feel like. If it backfires, so be it, yeah? At least I played how I wanted and had a blast. 

So, we have swapped, but really, no one has been around, which is to be expected as the people out there who aren't me have lives and it's a weekend. But Morgan, of course, showed up and proceeded to do the most random of things again, telling me the exact opposite of what she was telling Bob Dawg last night. Now, I don't know how much paint she drank as a kid, but really, the way she's playing this game is so stupid it actually hurts me to witness. I'd like to say she's just trolling or entertaining herself, but I actually think she thinks that she's some sort of strategic genius, which is laughable, really.

She starts sending me screenshots of Bob Dawg being "worried about a girls alliance." Which I found terribly amusing, since I was actually the person who told him to say all of those things to her last night. Lead her on and see what we can do with her in the future. Also, to add on to this, she actually very clearly blacked out large portions of the screenshot. Including every message of hers. Just how stupid do you think I am? It's like, really, Morgan? I'm not an idiot. Also, well, after I looked at them she immediately deleted them off of imgur.

I'm serious.

Hahahaha. I mean, I really cannot with this chick - I honestly don't know what she's trying to pull. Seriously, I liked her and wanted to work with her at first, but every single thing she does only further shows me that she is legitimately, certifiably nuts. Either that, or she's doing an awfully good job at pretending.

At this point, Bob Dawg and myself have made it our mission to just screw with her mind and mess with her and guilt trip her for throwing the challenge. She's psychotic and I would rather enjoy seeing her torch be snuffed if we lose. I'd giggle. But, see, the thing is, Court still trusts and likes Morgan, last I spoke with her, but she's busy with some personal things so she won't be around often, which is problematic for me, game-wise. But, when she gets back, I need to do all I can to get her on board the Anti-Morgan train. Hopefully, I can get Pete and Sandra on board as well. If not, alas. I think I'll just take the lead as head-strategist and maybe intentionally get a little cocky to Morgan, just so they vote me if anything, because I intend on playing this idol, right now. I don't really have a great feeling of safety at this time, especially with it being 3-3 Malaga and Loa Seki.

Hopefully, I can just win individual immunity, or we just win the challenge period. If we win immunity, I'm obviously not giving my idol to anyone. I'll make some excuse up about how I think we'll be fine even if I actually don't think so. I don't see any point in playing an idol on Bob or Courtney in the case we lost and I had immunity. Sure, I really like them both, but at the end of the day, if it doesn't go our way, they could just easily be voting the other or something. I guess technically it would go to rocks where one of the other side would HAVE to go, but that's just simply too complicated for me to bother doing. I'll just keep it for myself, sorry. If Hope was in danger I miiiight give the idol to her. Depends on the phase of the game and what's going on on my end, but she's the most likely possibility for me to do anything like that for, if I was going to at all.

Morgan is talking about how she intends on going for 12 hours in the challenge, which...is ridiculous. She even straight up said to my face she didn't trust me because when she asked who would go if we lost, I said "I don't know." Apparently, that's a sign I'm voting her out, even though we literally just swapped ten minutes ago and haven't spoken to anyone but her until that point.

She's pretty talkative and boastful, so I assume when she actually does get around to doing her portion of the challenge, she'll tell me, then I can praise how good she did... and then crush her. Do I care that it will probably make her pissed at me? No, not particularly, since she's insane, and I don't really have any desire to work with an insane person.

[Jaclyn Schultz]

I WAS GOING TO THE ENDURANCE TODAY

BUT I WAKE UP AND MY THROAT IS LITERALLY, LIKE, DEAD

LIKE I KEEP DRINKING WATER AND IT DOESN'T STOP

AND I PUKED TOO

SO

WTF

WHY DOES THE UNIVERSE HATE ME

[Jaclyn Schultz]

Oh god I googled it and a sore throat is the first sign of having Ebola

I BETTER NOT HAVE EBOLA GOD DAMNIT

[Jaclyn Schultz]

i just puked again

i think i might be dying T_T

[Jaclyn Schultz]

(crappy quality pic, I know, I had to go and take it myself because for some reason there are no pics of jaclyn wearing the IC necklace)

Yaay, look what I got! Dear god I don't even know where to begin. All I know is, right now, I have a lot of lost brain cells.

So as I said in my last confessional mess, there was an endurance challenge for immunity.

Well, I just went for 13 hours.

Yes, you read that correctly.

13.

How I accomplished such a feat, I've little clue.

All I know is there was a lot of CTRL-Ving and crying happening. Well, I didn't actually cry, I wanted to though. It was a pretty arduous thing to go through! I posted once a minute, every minute, for 13 hours and 10 minutes. I think I'll never be the same again. I was sick as heck and had literally nothing else to do, I had planned on doing things in the evening, but as it turns out, being sick makes you want to stay in your room and lay down all day. So I figured I may as well just try and kick everyone's asses.

I probably would have gone for about 5 or 6 hours if I wasn't sick, but yeah, ironically enough, being sick made me go longer. You might say, "Why not just sleep, you psycho?!" And to that I have to say that I have insomnia problems and find sleeping kind of a waste of time. Although you could argue posting for this endurance challenge was a waste too, I did get a pretty necklace outta the deal, so it couldn't be all that bad.

My strategy for the challenge was to utilize post counts/logic to my advantage. No one had really started except for Morgan, who decided that drunkposting an endurance challenge sounded like a fascinating idea. She didn't get past 2 posts after trying three times. Go her, I guess. I've never drank before in my life, but I'd like to think I wouldn't bother trying an endurance challenge while intoxicated. It just sounds inconvenient, but whatever.

So I decided I'd start 24 hours before deadline. If I go for 12 hours and 1 minute, I effectively win the challenge as long as A): No one has started the challenge and intends on going for longer while I continue. B): I forgot what B actually was, so. So I figured I go that long, and mathematically, it's impossible for anyone to surpass me. Did I care about beating Alec and winning tribal immunity? Not really. All I wanted was to win the individual portion. I wanted either individual immunity or the message in the bottle. I only was really keeping an eye on my tribe's posts.

As I was doing the challenge, Bob started and finished, but Morgan started as well and was like TEEHEE IM GONNA GO ALL NIGHT which annoyed the crap out of me since it was 10 hours in and I wanted to get some freaking sleep in 2 hours. Do I want psychotic, paranoid, lunatic Morgan winning individual immunity? Heck no! So even though I was literally on the verge of passing out, I sucked it up, ran to get something to eat really fast to keep myself from threatening Morgan with death if she didn't surrender then and there, and pressed on, waiting for her to screw up so I could go to bed.

It took her a long enough time, but eventually she saw my post count, I exaggerated how many I got by a few hours(which I don't think she's noticed, I was going to lie and say I miscalculated or something, but I exaggerated to seal it in her head it's in her best interest to just give up and let me sleep) and she just gave up. YES. I posted a little more just because I wanted exactly 1,000 posts or something and then immediately died for like 12 hours until results. I'm still tired, honestly, but I'll just get sleep tonight, lol.

I woke up to see literally no one on either tribe anywhere close to my score and results went up, and lo and behold, I did the best! Heck yeah. I mean, I wasn't surprised, but I was still excited about the prospect. My entire tribe actually dominated, except for Sandra the useless bag of rocks, who logged on to the board for all of five seconds, didn't attempt the challenge, and vanished again. Good. I hope she stays gone so she self votes if we ever go to tribal. She was annoying when I bothered communicating with her early on, and I'd really rather not have to deal with her again. Please just let her stay gone.

Anyways, my tribe won the immunity challenge! I don't know which outcome I would have preferred, but I think this is what I wanted. With this, I--me, get the magical message in the bottle. Not anyone else. Of course, at this point, I do have a target the size of Mount Olympus, but let's be real, I had that anyways. Also, I hate throwing challenges. Can't do it, sorry. I can clearly understand the point in it, yes, but it's just not for me. If it works for other people, okay, cool, no problems there. It's just not my style.

I'm fully aware that I'm awful at going under the radar, but it's whatever. Like I said before, I'd rather just play how I feel like for the most part. Sure, it's not the most efficient--the only game I've won thus far was one where I was rather UTR, ironically enough, but still, it's more fun. If you play with a strategy designed just to win you the game, then if you lose, you'll be rather disappointed, you know? So, I figure I may as well try and have fun either way the tide turns for me in the end.

Now, the NuNuNuNuNuNuNuNuNuNuNuNuNuNuMalaga tribe is going to tribal, and provided no one goes full retard, it should be a straight vote for Alec/Elyse/Brenda. See, I'd rather Elyse go, since Alec is a big target and going into the merge him being around would keep us united, plus I think I could still work with him in the future, potentially, but no one really listened to me when I pitched that.

So I gave up. It seems like the four of Cochran, Cao Boi(who won immunity on their side, by the way, so he's safe), Hope, and Jefra are slaying Alec. Sucks, but nothing can really be done about it. I'm worried that Cochran could flip, though, for a variety of reasons. Hell, I think any of them could just completely screw this up, which would really suck since it's plainly obvious to me that the Loa Seki want to stick together. If anyone thinks flipping to them at this point would be a good idea, when they've clearly shown their gameplan by throwing and booting John K, they're an idiot. Sadly, I think that I am indeed playing with idiots. So nothing would surprise me.

By the way, since we won, we got access to the treasure trove, where a new item known as the "lifesaver" was up for grabs. I have no clue on the specifics of how it works, but it apparently "saves an ally from being voted out." Is it like, a TPI where you cancel out the votes, but on someone else, since you can't use it on yourself and it cannot be transferred? If so, that's somewhat OP, but I'm not complaining, since my girl Courtney got it! I don't think she's telling anyone else, which says that I'm her #1. Hopefully, anyhow, because she's mine too at this point. She's the only person in this game I can trust not to immediately run and go and tell what I just said to someone else. You might be wondering, "But Jaclyn, what happened to Hope?!" Well, Hope's proven herself to be an unsneaky, terrible liar, who I can't trust with a darn in this game.

Why do I say that? Well, me and her were talking about Morgan, and she asked about her because "she's never really talked to her and has never been on a tribe with her" and after I tell her that Morgan is a paranoid mess who comes to me every thirty minutes with a new story about how I'm plotting against her, she's like "oh but we should bring her in if we need the numbers do you think we could" and, it's like, why would you want to bring someone in you've never spoken to? After I turn that down and say she's probably too close with Alec and the Loa Seki, guess what? Morgan struts up to me and starts apologizing for being "paranoid" and is "annoyed that everyone thinks her and Alec are so close" and a ton of other stuff that just blatantly was her trying to make me disbelieve everything I told Hope.

Like, really, Hope? I had a ton of, well, hope, in you, and you just decided to piss all that away for Morgan. Morgan. How on earth does she have so much control over all of these people? Yes, she is charismatic, but at the same time she's incredibly easy to see through, and is a paranoid wreck and an awful liar just like pretty much everyone else in this cast. I'm decent at reading people, although I do often get too paranoid, and these people are all just objectively terrible at lies and deceit. They honestly should just stick to checkers instead of Survivor, although I wouldn't be particularly shocked if the rules of checkers were too complicated for some of them.

Seriously, it's annoying, because when I choose someone as a #1 ally I at least try and stay loyal to them, while simultaneously fucking virtually everyone else over, but Hope has proven she isn't really worthy of it, so Courtney is my #1 now. I think she's literally the only person who hasn't obviously and blatantly leaked things I've said behind my back. Sure, she still might've, but she hasn't been obvious about it like everyone else. It's like playing with a bunch of teenage girls, none of them can keep their mouths shut. I tell people things in order to get them to trust me more, and to prove that I am their ally, not so that they immediately go and tell everyone else what I just said. Like, WTF?

Now, here's the kicker that has me really worried for this tribal council. I finally got Morgan to fess up about who's been spreading this nonsense about me, and just as I assumed, it's frigging Cochran. Apparently, he's been parading around this whole time, proclaiming "THERE'S A BLONDE ALLIANCE THERE'S A BLONDE ALLIANCE THERE'S A BLOND---" No, there actually isn't, you twit. Why would anyone in their right mind want to align with Jefra, who will blindside them for totally inexplicable reasons the first opportunity she gets, for one?

Ugh, I'm just annoyed that the fact I HAVE A BLONDE REPRESENTATIVE IN THIS GAME apparently means I'm aligned with all the other blondies. He's a complete buffoon, and the fact he leaked that I had the idol to her pisses me off. I'd say he'd flip, but apparently he goes to Yale or something and if that's the case it's clearly a fluke he got in because flipping would require him having the IQ of a potato chip. I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt and be cautious, because freaking out and interrogating him would only make this worse, but rest assured, if he actually does flip, I will slaughter him if it's the last thing I do in this game.

I have no idea where my game is headed at this point, I'm perceived as a HBIC for some reason when I'm not really in control at all. Yes, I've done things, but I'm certainly not all-powerful. Apparently I'm also a social threat even though I have barely spoken to about 4 people in this cast and I'm not even bothering socially. Like, I can try and do very well socially...I'm not trying here--I'm spending my time being abrasive and passive aggressive and apparently, for whatever reason, that makes me the Buddha of social games.

But yeah, everyone in this game is immediately saying everything I say to everyone else, which isn't necessarily the best case scenario...not sure how to maneuver from here. I'm just going to attach myself to Courtney and work with her as much as possible, since she's the only person who, well, hasn't made an active attempt to fuck me over in this game.

Myself and Brenda ended up making a secret alliance, by the way, provided she survives this TC(Which she ofc will unless I've been REALLY messed with) under the pretense no one would see it coming since we've never been on the same team and so on. Is she being genuine about it? I don't know. She approached me, so I assume so. We'll see where it goes, because we've really barely spoken and there's little point in trying to align with me unless she was truly genuine about it. I'm open to the idea and will work with her if I can, though I have to be cautious about it because everyone in this game is a gossipy little whore.

[Jaclyn Schultz]

so...

i just made my first finals deal of the game that was like

actually legit

and its with morgan

i guess ill do it

i mean yolo

shes probably going to fuck me over

but i really have nothing else

we want to bgc this shit and vote out all the boys

f6 me her hope courtney elyse brenda

which is honestly probably bad for me

but

you know

it's f6

ill figure it out

plz let this work

[Jaclyn Schultz]

Well she just swore on her life she wouldn't fuck me.

I'm not fucking her over either but for some reason I don't trust the whole swear on her life thing. We'll just see I guess. These bitches in this game got me paranoid as fuuu

[Jaclyn Schultz]

I feel as though I am making such a mistake putting so many eggs in a Morgan basket but it's not like I have any other option, y'know? There's the sinking Malaga thing which is stupid because tribe wars are fucking boring, but yeah I feel like this is not going to work out for me but i see no other option so :/

[Jaclyn Schultz]

My game plans are flip flopping more than Mitt Romney tonight.

Also I love Morgan tbh me and her are so similar all the things I criticize her for I do too SOOOO <3 <3 <3 PLEASE LET HER NOT BE FUCKING WITH ME I CAN BE SOOOOO LOYAL TO MY #1 ALLIES SO PLEASE LET HER BE SO LOYAL TO ME TOO UGH I WILL BE DEVASTATED IF SHE ISNT

[Jaclyn Schultz]

lolbye.

Your game this season needed more candy crush.

[Jaclyn Schultz]

Well, Jefra's gone. Totally saw that one coming. Do I miss her? Not really, all she does every single game is yell at people to vote certain ways and somehow it gets her deep into games. It's really annoying, but whatever, seeing her out premerge gives me a sort of satisfaction.

I was informed about it before the vote by Hope that Cochran the cunty cunt decided flipping would be a good idea and decided to drag Hope along with him. Why? No idea but whatever, I'm semi-glad as it keeps Hope in a decent position. Anyways, they left Cao and Jefra on the outs and took Jefra out of the game. Cao is now all on his own on that tribe, but at the end of the day I don't think it's best for me to care all that much.

Now, see, you might think I might be fucked. Heck, I still think I might be fucked, but last night as I mentioned, myself and Morgan decided to just form an epic girl alliance consisting of all the females who didn't suck(meaning we're excluding Sandra who has yet to log on AIM once since the swap, I suppose she could be lurking/plotting on invisible but WHAT ON EARTH WOULD BE THE POINT OF THAT LOL I've done something akin to that before but it makes no sense in her spot... and Jefra who's dead now so who cares).

Will it work out? I hope so, because almost everyone else...basically suuuucks. Though I don't trust it to work out at all. I expect to be voted out the first time I'm vulnerable for some stupid reason like being a challenge threat(which is literally the stupidest reason in the history of ever to vote someone out, by the way, it's like voting someone out for surviving a few games of Russian Roulette) or a social threat(when I'm...not really that great socially in this game? I know I can do tons better.) and god forbid if they think I'm a strategic threat. That just means they have no grasp on anything ever.

But yeah, we've all essentially gotten things into place, and we have a group chat formed now. I didn't want to be the one to make it just because I'm already out there enough already so I pretended like I didn't know how and made Morgan do it. I need to find some way to slip more UTR but I don't see it happening at any point. Anyways, it's in place and for the most part people seem legit about it, although I haven't..really...spoken to Elyse at all yet. But hey, hopefully I can amend that and we can work it out and then boom, get this set up for F6.

I see no reason why anyone should flip to inactive Pete/Sandra, at least, or idiotic Cochran, or lonesome Cao Boi, or...Bob Dawg who's just kind of there, the only reason I could see anyone flipping is Alec who's like the godfather and somehow has a ton of people under a spell. He acts befuddled to me as to why he's a threat(then again, he IS playing Alec...), and it's like, c'mon, you don't see it? Either he's just putting on an act, or we're both in the same position of being perceived as a threat for little to no reason whatsoever.

Anywho, I hope it works out because it would legitimately be the greatest F6 of all time. Just literally slaughter all of the penis. I'd much rather go to the end with a bunch of people I'd be fine losing to then a bunch of inactive and/or annoying folks.

After tribal, a twist got revealed that THEY HAVE TO GO AGAIN LOL. Except, this time, I choose who's immune. #PowerPlayer but I can't tell anyone and no one knows until ~after the votes are revealed~ effectively giving the person I choose a HII for this round.

So, I chose Hope to give the immunity to, because duh. I need the trio of the F6 over there to survive and live on, and Hope is the only one I see being a possible target. Does it mean Cao might die? Sure. But Cao is kind of useless to me, so...

However, in the group chat, we wanted Cochran or Cao to go, and I kind of pushed for Cochran because I think it would be utterly hilarious if he went home. It would make my week! And...I think it caught on. Brenda told Hope she already cast her vote for the cockroach, and Hope seems for it too...so we get Elyse on board and that's 3 votes, and it's adios to that little weasel.

Now, Cao is deadset on voting for Alec because he's...stupid. Just vote Cochran, geeze. Whatever, Alec and Cochran will vote someone else and then Cochran can just go 3-2-1, yeah? Hopefully, anyways. It would be ideal as all heck. Then we take control at the merge and kill anyone who dares cross us. ^_^ Ideally, anyways. I don't really trust them(lol when do I ever trust anyone), but I kinda have to.

I agreed Cao would go at merge, which is fine. I just want to see Cochran to go. Pre-merge; Pre-jury; No one will remember you--so screw off, you worm.

Seriously, look what he sent me immediately after results went up. He's such a condescending little prick.



Just really, do I have to explain why the shit he sent me was irritating? He fakes shock, he just...ugh. Disgusting little bitch-faced loser.

Also, don't call me your darling you freaking creepazoid, stay away from me. *i puke, and not from the sickness i'm having* Ugh, he is so gross.

I could go on and on about the pathetic little excuses he gave me, but I'm tired of talking about him, hopefully he just goes home. Bye.

Not really much else happened today. I mean, things happened, yeah, but not much of it was related to me. #backgroundcharacter

 So yeah, that's about it for tonight. Hopefully tomorrow night Cochran is killed, and hopefully merge/jury starts soon, seriously.

[Jaclyn Schultz]

I can't help it, I've fallen for the Morgan spell. I adore her. Like Shane said, she's a siren, you know you shouldn't, you really shouldn't, but you still do. I want to be F2 with her. She is the best and we're so similar <3

[Jaclyn Schultz]

Ugh god I love Morgan. I was such an ~evil cunt~ to her in these confessionals before and I'm so sorry for that, she's perfection. Me and her have decided we're just going to troll Bob Dawg and manipulate him for fun and giggles and say Cao is plotting against him, LOL. We want to do this to a ton of people in the game and just fuck with their heads because after our slight conflict before a lot of people won't expect us to be working together. I hope we can just say a buncha conflicting stories and fuck with people the entire game. It would be hysterical.

[Jaclyn Schultz]

i know i just said this but morgan is amazing. i love her. Like, everyone else in this game is kind of meh and doesn't understand the concept of ~having fun~. Like everyone is so serious like OH MAN I CANT DO THIS ITS BAD FOR MY GAME EVEN THOUGH IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS or OH MAN I BETTER NOT SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT PERSON X BECAUSE THAT'S BAD GAMEPLAY like zzz boringbitches.com

seriously she is a star

It is so rare i find someone in ORGs like this and I need to cherish every moment because for the most part people in these games are boring gamebots who never want to do anything just because it would be fun(ny) so. I fully intend to take her to the F2 and I never ever want to betray her <3 i trust her and dont think she'll fuck me either. we are da best. court is cool too but she's more tame than morgangel if that makes sense. imagine a me/morg f2 or me/morg/court f3 it would be amazing

ugh this needs to happen we are the best alliance ever if anyone else holds a different opinion then I JUST DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY i am an OTTN cunt and i couldn't care less. morgclyn for life bye @ everyone else

[Jaclyn Schultz]

YES
YS
YE
SYES
YE
SEYS
YE
SYSE
YSE
S

BYE COCHRAN!

It worked! IT WORKED!!!!!!!!!!

YES!!!!

On his way out he was telling me that I was "fucked". oh, really? Because I'm basically the person who masterminded your ouster. How does that make me fucked? Oh the tears of the dumb and useless make me so happy. I think I'm crying tears of joy right now. :')