Jaclyn's Confessionals

[Jaclyn Schultz]

Sandra is fucking terrible. How did she manage to get through the application process? Knowing her, the entire thing was just "Not much you" and then blank spaces.

[Jaclyn Schultz]

So...I'm about to either be the biggest genius ever, or the biggest dumbass ever, surpassing even Tyson voting himself out in HvV and ETC. I'm thinking I'm going to be the biggest dumbass. But if I don't do this, I see myself as having 0% chance of winning this game. As they say, "YOLO". If this fails, so be it. At least I'm going out trying something big. If it succeeds....HELLLLL YEAH!

[Jaclyn Schultz]

UGH I am so pissed off right now. I need to rant later but I'm just so angry I can't even get in the mood to write a confessional.

Seriously, fuck this entire game except for Courtney--I feel like I'm playing with a bunch of mentally handicapped chimpanzees.

[Jaclyn Schultz]

Nah, that isn't true, I'm just ~bitter~ and ~angry~ that I'm not included in anyone's endgame plans. I feel so lost right now. The only person I feel like I can trust is Court. I thought maybe Bob for a while last night but now he's acting like an idiot. I had a master plan to get us deep in the game, but at the end of the day, it seems impossible. And now with Bob Dawg suggesting outlanding shit like VOTING FOR COURTNEY I just don't know anymore. I feel like I'm screwed, and I have no idea what to do. I'm forever alone in this game. Why did none of the people I want as a #1 ally want me back? ;_; Am I that bad??? Bitches T_T

I'm just annoyed that I kept choosing people as #1s only to discover they've been fucking me over behind my back the whole time. Like, I just like to have one person I can trust with everything, and no one in this game really...let me do that. Depressing. I even gave Morgan two chances. I try to see the non-suckiness in people, I really do, but there's just so much in these people that I can't anymore.

I feel like I'm just a dead woman walking, a little timer ticking down above my head waiting for my head to meet the guillotine. Sigh. I've been in situations like this before in games...and I always just get hopeless. Like, I'm trying to come up with ideas. I want to flip the game and somehow...not go home soon, lol...but I have literally nothing. And it doesn't help that the two people who are my only hopes, Bob and Court, are either being insane, or NOT LOGGING ON WHEN I NEED THEM TO. *i cry* I am so doomed. I'm going to be 8th place T_T IDK WHAT TO DO ANYMORE. So much epic fail. I suck so much.

[Jaclyn Schultz]

Also, alol at Morgan literally SWEARING ON HER LIFE that she wants to go F2 with me and will tell me everything and won't fuck me in this game.

Gee, thanks, you sure did a good job at that one! Like, really? I may be kind of a cunt, but I wouldn't ever break a swear like that. I can lie and deceive but really, if I swear on my own frikking life or something like that, I wouldn't break it. One part of me finds it rather hilarious that she did that, as it takes some serious balls...every other part of me is irritated, lol, particularly because I actually genuinely liked her, but apparently everyone does since they flock to her like bees to honey.

[Jaclyn Schultz]

thebeautifulmorgan added thecollectorofmeat to this group chat.

7:18 PM Morgan McLeod
hi alec

thebeautifulmorgan added kingsransombobdawg to this group chat.

7:19 PM Morgan McLeod
hi bob

7:19 PM Bobdawg Mason
ey!

7:19 PM Alec Christy
You know

7:19 PM Alec Christy
If I DIDN'T already kinow abut this

7:19 PM Alec Christy
I'd be shocked

7:19 PM Alec Christy
But some people actually want to work with me lol

7:22 PM Morgan McLeod
jaclyn has deals with like everyone

7:22 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Uhmn...actually, you do.

7:22 PM Jaclyn Schultz
"Hey Alec! F5! Hey Jac! F2! Hey Bob! F5!"

7:22 PM Jaclyn Schultz
How stupid do you think everyone is?

7:22 PM Morgan McLeod
actually you do

7:22 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Do you think no one will ever put the pieces together and realize what you're pulling?

7:23 PM Morgan McLeod
i never made a f5 with bob

7:23 PM Morgan McLeod
someone else did

7:23 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Is this going to be constant "no us" back and forth? Face it, I'm not as stupid as you wanted me to be.

7:23 PM Morgan McLeod
and i was put in it like 12 hours ago

7:23 PM Morgan McLeod
bitch i never asked you if you were stupid

7:23 PM Morgan McLeod
i'm not though

7:23 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Everyone is ltierally up your snatch listening to everything you command

7:23 PM Morgan McLeod
you have a f2 with courtney

7:23 PM Elyse Umemoto
Wait, can I just clear something up? Were you and Courtney actually going to vote for Bob Dawg, and then changed your mind to Sandra?

7:23 PM Jaclyn Schultz
No, actually, I don't

7:23 PM Elyse Umemoto
Please be honest.

7:23 PM Jaclyn Schultz
But it's cute that you've been spreading everything

7:23 PM Morgan McLeod
you told me about your deal with alec and how alec asked you/courtney about a deal and he asked hope you told me

7:23 PM Jaclyn Schultz
No, it was never going to be Bob

7:23 PM Elyse Umemoto
Why couldn't you just tell me Sandra from the get-go then?

7:23 PM Elyse Umemoto
What was I going to do?

7:24 PM Morgan McLeod
because she's strategic

7:24 PM Morgan McLeod
lmao

7:24 PM Jaclyn Schultz
I didn't want to deal with you running and telling Morgan everything like everyone in this game does.

7:24 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Because then she'll just bitch and screech at me like she's doing now.

7:24 PM Morgan McLeod
you do the same shit!

7:24 PM Elyse Umemoto
We were all deciding on it together in this chat...

7:24 PM Morgan McLeod
do you want me to post conversations i've had of you with hope

7:24 PM Jaclyn Schultz
I'm not doing anything.

7:24 PM Elyse Umemoto
I don't get how I would be running and telling Morgan?

7:25 PM Morgan McLeod
and everyone picked those two rounds ago

7:25 PM Morgan McLeod
so how is everyone telling me everything?

7:25 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Everyone tells Morgan everything

7:25 PM Morgan McLeod
funny

7:25 PM Morgan McLeod
not true

7:25 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Lol, really

7:25 PM Alec Christy
kinda is Morgan

7:25 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Because ot

7:25 PM Elyse Umemoto
But we are all in this chat together, and were all deciding the vote together here.

7:25 PM Morgan McLeod
everyone tells jaclyn everything

7:25 PM Morgan McLeod
we all decided the vote here

7:25 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Yep, I was just waiting to bait you and then see what you were doing

7:25 PM Jaclyn Schultz
And no

7:25 PM Jaclyn Schultz
No one does tell me everything

7:25 PM Elyse Umemoto
If you just said Sandra from the get-go, there would be no issue.

7:25 PM Morgan McLeod
youre a liar

7:25 PM Alec Christy
I told Jaclyn NOTHING

7:25 PM Jaclyn Schultz
You went off behind my back and did a ton of shit

7:25 PM Morgan McLeod
lol

7:25 PM Jaclyn Schultz
After swearing on your life

7:25 PM Alec Christy
And you STILL betrasyed me

7:25 PM Jaclyn Schultz
That you wouldn't fuck with me in the game lol

7:25 PM Jaclyn Schultz
But okay

7:26 PM Jaclyn Schultz
No one should believe a word of anything you say, let's face it.

7:26 PM Elyse Umemoto
Courtney saying that she likes Sandra and clicked with her and wanted to keep her over Bob Dawg was so completely unnecessary.

7:26 PM Morgan McLeod
alec how did i betray you when you made

7:26 PM Morgan McLeod
a f2 with hope

7:26 PM Morgan McLeod
let me find the conversation

7:26 PM Elyse Umemoto
If the whole time, you two were planning on voting for Sandra, you should have just said that.

7:26 PM Alec Christy
PERHAPS

7:26 PM Jaclyn Schultz
I suppose.

7:26 PM Alec Christy
Becuase Hope

7:26 PM Alec Christy
Was

7:26 PM Alec Christy
IN OUR GODDAMN ALLIANCE

7:26 PM Elyse Umemoto
Instead of us trying to decide between those two, and Courtney leaning towards Bob Dawg at first, and then all of a sudden changing her mind?

7:26 PM Morgan McLeod
Alec Christy
I've been thinking
When we get down to F5, shit's gonna go down
And you've had my back for a while now
Jan 25, 2015 10:44 AM
Alec Christy
I was wondering if you'd be down for finals, Hope

7:26 PM Alec Christy
I wanted us F5, you guys evidently deidn't

7:27 PM Alec Christy
I'm not fucking denying it

7:27 PM Elyse Umemoto
If that isn't shady as fuck, then I don't know what is...

7:27 PM Morgan McLeod
"finals"

7:27 PM Elyse Umemoto
At what point did you let Alec know that he was the target, and pass your idol off to him?

7:27 PM Jaclyn Schultz
I mean, would you have rather I just dictated your vote like some sort of tyrant?

7:27 PM Alec Christy
Boo fucking who, I wanted to go the end with Hope in our Five - I was still loyal to it

7:27 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Today.

7:27 PM Morgan McLeod
i never dictated the vote

7:27 PM Jaclyn Schultz
No, I'm not talking about you Morgan.

7:27 PM Jaclyn Schultz
I'm asking Elyse a question.

7:28 PM Jaclyn Schultz
I didn't want to alert you people to possibly know I was passing Alec an idol.

7:28 PM Morgan McLeod
alec don't get all pissy with me

7:28 PM Jaclyn Schultz
If I became obvious I was defying you

7:28 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Then you might have discovered what I was doing

7:28 PM Alec Christy
You just tried to vote me out!

7:28 PM Elyse Umemoto
No, but I would have rather we all came to an agreement together, rather than us come to a false agreement and you all of a sudden changing it two hours later.

7:28 PM Morgan McLeod
the funny thing is

7:28 PM Elyse Umemoto
Do you not see how shady that came off?

7:28 PM Morgan McLeod
we voted how we said we would

7:28 PM Morgan McLeod
how is that us being liars?

7:28 PM Alec Christy
....

7:28 PM Morgan McLeod
we do what we said we'd do and we're the liars

7:28 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Oh man, for one tribal. Not like you were plotting other things

7:28 PM Alec Christy
are you fukcing kidding me?

7:28 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Also, you were lying to Alec

7:28 PM Morgan McLeod
but you vote someone else and you're not the liar

7:28 PM Morgan McLeod
alec told hope

7:28 PM Jaclyn Schultz
You've wanted me gone since the Coach vote.

7:28 PM Morgan McLeod
he didnt trust me really anymore

7:28 PM Morgan McLeod
since we hardly talked

7:29 PM Jaclyn Schultz
How stupid do you take me for?

7:29 PM Morgan McLeod
which is true ive been busy

7:29 PM Morgan McLeod
i never said you're stupid, you lying was stupid

7:29 PM Alec Christy
Misleading tactics, oh no that's not Survivor

7:29 PM Morgan McLeod
Alec, shut up

7:29 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Why would I intentionally reveal

7:29 PM Jaclyn Schultz
That I didn't want to go along with this

7:29 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Like, do tell

7:29 PM Jaclyn Schultz
I needed to make sure Alec successfully played the idol

7:29 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Instead of wasting it

7:29 PM Morgan McLeod
you're a sociopath for being on 24/7 and

7:29 PM Jaclyn Schultz
I leave AIM on - I am not on 24/7.

7:29 PM Morgan McLeod
talking to people for hours about the same thing but its a game

7:29 PM Morgan McLeod
good for you

7:30 PM Jaclyn Schultz
I'm not the one getting pissy over it.

7:30 PM Morgan McLeod
im not MAD but

7:30 PM Morgan McLeod
im going to call it out

7:30 PM Morgan McLeod
youve been a bitch all day!

7:30 PM Morgan McLeod
lol you even said you were grumpy

7:30 PM Jaclyn Schultz
I just wasn't really in the mood to deal with blah blah blah oh man I am so totally voting bob blah blah blah.

7:30 PM Morgan McLeod
you did the same shit

7:30 PM Morgan McLeod
so #hypocrite

7:30 PM Elyse Umemoto
I just don't understand why, if we were already clearly deciding between Bob Dawg and Sandra, if your intention the whole time was to take out Sandra, that you couldn't have just said that (especially Courtney, for even going so far as to saying that she likes Sandra and wants to keep her and take out Bob Dawg), and us all come to the consensus of Sandra going and that be that.

7:30 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Because you were all threatening us with a Sandra vote.

7:30 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Also, hey

7:30 PM Jaclyn Schultz
YOU VOTED FOR COURTNEY

7:31 PM Jaclyn Schultz
THAT'S THE FUNNY PART

7:31 PM Jaclyn Schultz
You were trying to get myself and Courtney voted out

7:31 PM Elyse Umemoto
Yeah, after Courtney was being shady as fuck, I ended up voting for her.

7:31 PM Jaclyn Schultz
It was clear you had some sort of allegiance to Sandra, due to the defensiveness, and then the offensiveness furthermore

7:31 PM Elyse Umemoto
I literally posted my vote with like two minutes remaining.

7:31 PM Morgan McLeod
jaclyn did you not tell me

7:31 PM Alec Christy
Morgan McLeod
Alec, shut up

7:31 PM Morgan McLeod
Alec flirts with you and you see thru him

7:31 PM Alec Christy
#socialgame2015

7:31 PM Morgan McLeod
And that he made a f2 with you?

7:32 PM Morgan McLeod
#allstars

7:32 PM Bobdawg Mason
god alec do you not listen!?!?!?!? SHUT UP!!?!?!?

7:32 PM Elyse Umemoto
The only reason I was defensive about it was because Courtney explicitly told me that she liked Sandra, clicked with her on a discussion of books of some sort, and wanted to keep her and take out Bob Dawg.

7:32 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Well yeah, earlier on when I didn't realize how psychotic you were.

7:32 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Then you plot behind my back, so...

7:32 PM Elyse Umemoto
So that's why I agreed to that, and we approached you about that in the chat.

7:32 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Why exactly would I let you just get away with doing all your nonsense?

7:32 PM Morgan McLeod
okay im a psycho when you were yelling at Hope

7:32 PM Jaclyn Schultz
And when Sandra got brought up everyone gets bitchy.

7:32 PM Morgan McLeod
for asking what you were doing

7:32 PM Elyse Umemoto
And you had went so far as to agree to it.

7:32 PM Jaclyn Schultz
How was I yelling at Hope?

7:32 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Do tell.

7:32 PM Morgan McLeod
she showed me the conversations

7:32 PM Jaclyn Schultz
I just wasn't very responsive

7:32 PM Morgan McLeod
you were telling her lies too

7:32 PM Jaclyn Schultz
That doesn't equate to yelling

7:32 PM Morgan McLeod
oh im not checking AIM

7:33 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Yes, because she was ~going home~

7:33 PM Morgan McLeod
when you were talking to courtney and i

7:33 PM Elyse Umemoto
If Courtney (and you) had just said straight off the bat that you wanted Sandra gone, I would have been fine with it.

7:33 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Yep

7:33 PM Jaclyn Schultz
She was leaking everything I ever said to you.

7:33 PM Jaclyn Schultz
And you don't understand

7:33 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Why I wanted that to happen?

7:33 PM Morgan McLeod
okay this doesnt even matter

7:33 PM Morgan McLeod
elyse and i aren't trash

7:33 PM Morgan McLeod
so we won't beat this like a dead horse

7:33 PM Elyse Umemoto
Sandra was the one who was trying to plot to take out you and your idol, and approached Bob Dawg about it, not me.

7:33 PM Alec Christy
EDlyse isn't

7:33 PM Elyse Umemoto
I had nothing to do with that.

7:33 PM Alec Christy
She gave me a heads up

7:33 PM Jaclyn Schultz
She told Bob Dawg you were on board.

7:33 PM Elyse Umemoto
The whole time I wanted either Bob Dawg, or if it had to be... then Sandra.

7:34 PM Elyse Umemoto
I wasn't trying to target you or Courtney until the shadiness happened.

7:34 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Everyone was flipping their shit when Sandra got brought up.

7:34 PM Morgan McLeod
because the group decided on bob and alec

7:34 PM Alec Christy
<3

7:34 PM Morgan McLeod
so its funny how you guys switch it up

7:34 PM Elyse Umemoto
Because Courtney was saying how she liked her and wanted to keep her!

7:34 PM Morgan McLeod
and you're all of a sudden super loyal

7:34 PM Morgan McLeod
and faithful

7:34 PM Jaclyn Schultz
I feel like I'm talking to a brick wall.

7:34 PM Elyse Umemoto
I heard even you had suspicions of Courtney and Sandra being friends and getting too close.

7:34 PM Morgan McLeod
then stop talking

7:35 PM Jaclyn Schultz
After you~

7:35 PM Morgan McLeod
~

7:35 PM Elyse Umemoto
So that's why I thought you were lying to me at first about Courtney wanting Sandra out when she had already logged off, trying to take Sandra out for your own personal gain.

7:35 PM Jaclyn Schultz
And, see? Everything I ever said got spread out between you all, and you all wonder why I didn't trust any of you.

7:35 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Like, really?

7:35 PMElyse Umemoto'Alec Christy's Icons iconElyse Umemoto
Because you felt that her and Courtney were getting too close, and you felt threatened by that.

7:35 PM Elyse Umemoto
Since obviously you and Courtney have been close this whole game.

7:35 PM Jaclyn Schultz
We've been on the same tribe

7:35 PM Jaclyn Schultz
That does not equate to us being BFFs

7:35 PM Jaclyn Schultz
But you know, whatever you say

7:36 PM Brenda Lowe
The awkward moment when...

7:36 PM Elyse Umemoto
I've been on the same tribe with Pete numerous times, and we barely ever speak.

7:36 PM Brenda Lowe
Lol

7:36 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Okay, so you should know full well

7:36 PM Jaclyn Schultz
That being on the same tribe as someone

7:36 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Does not mean that you are OMGBBQBFFSFORLIFE

7:36 PM Alec Christy
*rasies hand*yo

7:36 PM Morgan McLeod
yes we are BBQBFFS

7:36 PM Elyse Umemoto
But it's so completely obvious that you and Courtney are close, and have been close this whole game.

7:36 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Yep, see Alec as a prime example.

7:36 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Or maybe

7:36 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Just maybe

7:36 PM Bobdawg Mason
so you guys were basically staring at my penis, is that what I'm gaining from all this?

7:36 PM Elyse Umemoto
Especially when you have to tell me things for her when she's offline and she can't tell me herself.

7:36 PM Jaclyn Schultz
You're seeing things way too deeply

7:37 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Well, hey, not everyone can be online all the time

7:37 PM Morgan McLeod
courtney is your lapdog

7:37 PM Morgan McLeod
we understand

7:37 PM Jaclyn Schultz
And you and I only had one conversation this entire game, so I'm unsure as to what you are referring to.

7:37 PM Elyse Umemoto
lol Bob Dawg, I said that you probably have the largest penis left, yes.

kingsransombobdawg added talkingishard to this group chat.

7:37 PM Elyse Umemoto
I didn't expect her to be online all the time.

7:37 PM Bobdawg Mason
I don't like to exclude

7:37 PM Morgan McLeod
pete are you on

7:37 PM Elyse Umemoto
But at least if she was having doubts and wanted to change her vote from Bob Dawg to Sandra, instead of just telling you, she could have told me herself as well.

7:37 PM Bobdawg Mason
No, but I also don't want to forget

7:38 PM Jaclyn Schultz
I mean...you guys are aware that this whole alliance was your idea, right? So I don't know what inviting all the men in here is supposed to accomplish.

7:38 PM Elyse Umemoto
I had nothing to do with making this alliance, nor did I have anything to do with inviting men in here.

7:38 PM Elyse Umemoto
Just saying.

7:38 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Well, I'm referring to Morgan

7:39 PM Elyse Umemoto
Okay, well then instead of saying "you guys" you should have simply said Morgan.

7:39 PM Morgan McLeod
whats funny is

7:39 PM Morgan McLeod
you wanted to work with me long long ago

7:39 PM Jaclyn Schultz
I was under the assumption more of you came up with it along with her as a decoy alliance, like you came up with fake alliances for everyone else in this
game.

7:39 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Yes, and then I realized that you were just using me and blatantly lying to my face.

7:39 PM Jaclyn Schultz
At which case I realized it was impossible to pursue.

7:39 PM Morgan McLeod
the alliances at the beginning i was invited into

7:39 PM Morgan McLeod
am i supposed to say no thanks?

7:40 PM Jaclyn Schultz
You made multiple alliances behind my back

7:40 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Swore on your life yo uwould "Tell me everything"

7:40 PM Morgan McLeod
you did the same honey

7:40 PM Jaclyn Schultz
And then as people leak information to me

7:40 PM Jaclyn Schultz
You blatantly try to fuck with me

7:40 PM Jaclyn Schultz
I never swore to you

7:40 PM Elyse Umemoto
I didn't come up with anything, the only thing I came up with was the original Loa Seki majority alliance of five consisting of Shane, Brenda, Alec, Morgan and I called Shane and the BEAM Team.

7:40 PM Jaclyn Schultz
You only swore to me

7:40 PM Morgan McLeod
You did the same thing

7:40 PM Elyse Umemoto
Other than that, I was just along for the ride.

7:40 PM Morgan McLeod
you're so lolsy

7:40 PM Jaclyn Schultz
I never once swore on my life to you, Morgan.

7:40 PM Morgan McLeod
yes you did

7:40 PM Morgan McLeod
you were a fake bitch

7:40 PM Jaclyn Schultz
You swrore to me and I was like lolk.

7:40 PM Morgan McLeod
lolno

7:40 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Lol, yes. I am the fake bitch.

7:40 PM Morgan McLeod
brunette vs blonde if this is what they want they will get it

7:40 PM Morgan McLeod
its obvious you want

7:41 PM Morgan McLeod
alec/courtney at the end so you can get there, good for you

7:41 PM Jaclyn Schultz
I applaud your abilities to delude yourself.

7:41 PM Morgan McLeod
i applaud your abilities to think you matter this match

7:41 PM Morgan McLeod
much*

7:41 PM Jaclyn Schultz
You seem rather obsessed with me.

7:41 PM Morgan McLeod
you're the obsessed one i come on to

7:41 PM Morgan McLeod
2-5 messages every time

7:41 PM Jaclyn Schultz
If I don't matter, why are you continuing this?

7:41 PM Morgan McLeod
you're the one who kept bitching

7:41 PM Morgan McLeod
i stopped typing

7:41 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Everything that comes out of your mouth is a "no u"

7:41 PM Morgan McLeod
i dont like you, you dont like me

7:42 PM Morgan McLeod
so no u

7:42 PM Elyse Umemoto
That is my favorite comeback tbh.

7:42 PM Morgan McLeod
its the right one since she isnt worth our time

7:42 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Then why do you continue bothering?

7:42 PM Morgan McLeod
as you type more

7:42 PM Morgan McLeod
#hypocriticalmess

7:42 PM Jaclyn Schultz
I never said that I wasn't being entertained

7:42 PM Jaclyn Schultz
You are the one who keeps saying it

7:43 PM Jaclyn Schultz
I'm personally finding this funny.

7:43 PM Morgan McLeod
because its an online game

7:43 PM Morgan McLeod
and if i want to type and be a bitch to you

7:43 PM Morgan McLeod
i will

7:43 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Okay.

7:43 PM Jaclyn Schultz
But I thought I was a waste of time.

7:43 PM Jaclyn Schultz
So which is it? :')

7:43 PM Morgan McLeod
depends on which personality you're using

7:43 PM Morgan McLeod
:')

7:43 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Oh, so now I have multiple personalities? Cool!

7:43 PM Morgan McLeod
so grool!

7:43 PM Elyse Umemoto
Jaclyn, I feel like you definitely had a lot to do with Courtney all of a sudden changing her mind and being shady and wanting Sandra out instead.

7:44 PM Jaclyn Schultz
And you would be wrong considering it was Sandra all along

7:44 PM Morgan McLeod
girl you ARE a hbic nothing but respect [gamewise] so its w/e

7:44 PM Elyse Umemoto
I could tell from the get go in the chat that you had wanted her out over Bob Dawg, but you were just too afraid to step on any toes.

7:44 PM Jaclyn Schultz
And when it started getting hinted at

7:44 PM Jaclyn Schultz
You all flipped out

7:44 PM Morgan McLeod
but im done here muah muah

7:44 PM Elyse Umemoto
And you definitely must have put the bug in Courtney's ear or something, and then she all of a sudden "changed her mind".

7:44 PM Jaclyn Schultz
*facedesk*

7:44 PM Elyse Umemoto
I feel like you definitely were the cause of that.

7:44 PM Jaclyn Schultz
If that's what you want to believe.

7:45 PM Elyse Umemoto
I don't believe for a second it was going to be Sandra all along.

7:45 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Hokay.

7:45 PM Elyse Umemoto
Because if it was, you could have simply said that, since we were deciding between her and Bob Dawg.

7:45 PM Jaclyn Schultz
I was implying it in multiple 1 on 1 conversations and whenever it got brought up people were like OMG NO WE HAVEJaclyn Schultz's Icon TO WIPE OUT THE PENIS SANDRA MUST STAY

7:45 PM Elyse Umemoto
And you were asking me what I wanted to do, when honestly I couldn't care less. I only finally said Bob Dawg because Courtney said she liked Sandra, and that she wanted to vote for Bob Dawg.

7:45 PM Jaclyn Schultz
Not that directly, of course, but that was essentially the point being carried across.

7:46 PM Elyse Umemoto
YOU STARTED IT.

7:46 PM Elyse Umemoto
Oh my gosh, like I wouldn't have even cared about that.

7:46 PM Jaclyn Schultz
I was saying I wanted Morgan Mcleod's IconSandra gone for a while, lol. No one ever answered the glorious question of "What do we do with Sandra?"
And then as soon as she pops up in a conversation, virtually everyone is defensive of her.

7:47 PM Elyse Umemoto
You never outright said you wanted Sandra gone. You're full of shit.

7:47 PM Jaclyn Schultz
If you say so.

7:47 PM Elyse Umemoto
If you had said that, you wouldn't have had to go ahead and ask me in the chat if I wanted Bob Dawg or Sandra out, and then say that you didn't care
either way.

7:47 PM Jaclyn Schultz
I'm going to brb, if you wanna keep yelling at me you can in like, five mins.

7:47 PM Elyse Umemoto
You kept saying that we were just taking Sandra along for the ride.

7:48 PM Elyse Umemoto
I'm not yelling at you, I'm trying to get my point across.

7:48 PM Bobdawg Mason
Merge tribe name? The meatgazers

7:48 PM Elyse Umemoto
You can't be mad at me when you were the ones that were being shady as fuck.



i think people are mad at me

[Jaclyn Schultz]

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii am so fucked. Morgan is "blackmailing" me with tons of screenshots hope sent her. Like wtf. WHO LITERALLY SENDS SCREENSHOTS OF EVERYTHING TO THEIR ALLIES. WHO HAS TIME FOR THAT?

I basically need to just like...own up to everything she plans on spreading before she can spread it. I'm pretttty much fucked either way though. Do I regret what I did? Lolno, I was so fucked anyways. I have better chances this way, but my chances in this game have never been particularly good.

[Jaclyn Schultz]

dear god im surrounded by idiots

[Jaclyn Schultz]

why would you flip to an obvious trio like that

LIKE WHY WOULD YOU HAND THEM THE GAME

THEY HAVE PROVEN TIME AND TIME AGAIN THAT THEY ARE FULL OF CRAP

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

LIKE I'D BE ABLE TO COMPREHEND IF IT MADE SENSE

BUT IT DOESN'T

like

they have proven so many times their word means jack shit

and that they are all together

so why on gods green earth would you flip to them

i am so confused right now

[Jaclyn Schultz]

i mean, if this gets him to the end, all props to him

but i dont see him getting there after this

my move was to at least try and improve my chances because to me 6th, 7th 8th are all basically the same f'ing thing so i figured i'd try to flip things up instead of sit on my ass just to make it a placement or two further

but this

why would you even do this lol

[Jaclyn Schultz]

i am such a juvenile whiny baby LOL i havent messaged anyone except for courtney

i know its stupid

ill work on doing things that actually make sense later tonight/tomorrow

im just really frikking annoyed atm

[Jaclyn Schultz]

It's kind of hard to work on saving my ass if no one ever logs on AIM...

[Jaclyn Schultz]

So, this is rather complicated of a vote. I'm currently debating between the option that gives me way more of a chance of staying, or the one that basically helps me in the future. I think I'm going with the take-a-risk option and have it pay off in future rounds. If it backfires OH WELL, logically, I'm screwed anyways.

It seems like me, Bob, Court, and Pete are all voting Elyse tonight, and that's 4. Originally, those 3 of Brenda, Elyse, Morgan were voting for me, but Bob won immunity, and got the option to take two people with him with the treasure trove. I was one of the people he chose...and I can't really imagine why he'd logically do that, unless he was voting with me tonight. He took Pete, too, but Pete barely exists so blah. I'm just happy he seems to have come to his senses and is doing a wise move tonight.

However, once I got taken...seems like apparently those three want to vote Court now because I might have an idol. According to Bob, anways, and, see, my perspective is, if Bob is lying to me, I'm fucked anyways eventually, y'know? Blah. I basically have to put my faith in these people who I'd REALLY RATHER NOT PUT MY FAITH IN but I don't have much of a choice.

Bob told them he took me for "lolz" but it seems like it got a target off me. If I can trust him anyways... which I don't, because he's proven before that I can't. I'm going to hope he and Pete realize they can't let Brenda/Morgan/Elyse get to F6, because at that point...well, they control the game. Unless they pull some crazy gambit, normal-votes ain't gonna work there. So at the end of the day, I'm hoping and praying that they make a smart move. Sure, they could be dumbasses and vote me out...but I'm going to just do the logical thing and assume they aren't that dumb.

At the treasure trove I lucked out and got BOTH an IC challenge advantage and The Cannonball, which is an item that takes anyone I want, including myself, out of TC, and makes it so they A): Can't vote, and B): Can't be voted for. Now, you'd say, WHY NOT JUST USE IT ON YOURSELF AND GTFO...Well, if I do that, I basically fuck Courtney over because Bob/Pete would have to draw rocks to save her, and I don't see that happening. So I'm making a decision moreso for a team instead of myself. We'll see if that pays off or if I should have just been a selfish asshole thinking only of myself or not.

I am considering using it on Morgan, because while I feel somewhat confident Bob will vote with us...I DON'T FREAKING KNOW WITH PETE. Would he draw rocks for Brenda/Elyse? Probably frikking not. Buuut...if Bob is right, and they're voting Court...all in all, I shouldn't even reallllyy worry all that much, right? I'd still have the cannonball and an IC advantage for next round lol.

But yeah, at the end of the day...it would take a LOT of pointless lying and deceiving to end up in me going home. Bob would have to take me to the TT for no reason, Morg and the others would have to meaninglessly lie to him that they're voting Court,and actually vote me along with Pete, etc etc. And that doesn't seem...likely. It's POSSIBLE because the people in this game are kind of...not all there, if y'know what I mean, but we'll see. I think I'll just take a risk and hold onto my stuff for next round. Because if I go home without using them, chances are I'd be going with them anyways.

I'm quite possibly screwed, I'm paranoid as heck, but we'll see. Five hours until tribal. Here's hoping a miracle occurs and Elyse goes home.

[Jaclyn Schultz]

Also with Bob/Pete/Court they'll probably want to ditch me at four so that kind of sucks...

BUT HEY THE OTHER GUYS WANT TO DITCH ME AT 6 OR 7 SO IT'S AN IMPROVEMENT

[Jaclyn Schultz]

Well, bitches tried to vote me out.

And FAILED AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. God, I am so happy right now. The amount of ecstasy I felt when I saw that fourth vote turn up "Elyse" cannot be described in words. I was SO worried I'd go home when I saw the first vote be for me, because, well, see, I thought Courtney was who those three were voting. So when I saw those votes start popping up for me...my reaction was along the lines of..."Oh fuck." I was so pissed, too, because many people promised me they weren't writing my name down. I mean, I was totally convinced everyone in this game's words meant crap already, but REALLY? Lie to me five minutes before results? C'mon now!

THANKFULLY, however, Bob, Pete and Courtney voted along with me for Elyse, who really did nothing the entirety of this game besides yell at me that one time for stupid reasons. Like, really? She refused to comprehend my explanation for not telling her I was voting Sandra. She was an idiot. It was not "unnecessary lying" you imbecile. If I alerted you I was going against you guys, you might have figured out what I was doing with the idol. I asked MULTIPLE PEOPLE on that side NUMEROUS TIMES that day if Alec was still going. It wouldn't have been hard to discern if I revealed my cards.

I abso-freaking-lutely had to keep it a secret, but according to everyone in this game, if I'm not playing for them in particular to win, I'm making an awful move. Like...frick off, really. I'm playing for me, not for you. As I've said earlier, THIS IS NOT THE SURVIVOR GAMES: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC. Jesus. I don't expect these people to be happy with me, but the fact it seems like no one wants to comprehend why I did anything I did really aggravates me!

Like, I've single-handedly saved this season from being a boring pagonging by the likely quatro of Hope/Elyse/Morgan/Brenda. Let's face it, if I didn't give Alec my idol, those four would be dominating the game and everyone else would be fucked. It's just irritating that they won't own up to it. Like, I get you're mad that I outsmarted you and fucked you over...but you really couldn't see where I was coming from? REALLY? lol. Like...please. Sadly, for them to understand why someone would go against them and that the world doesn't revolve around them and them alone, it would require them to use a tiny little amount of a thing we smart people call "brain power". As you might presume, it's a little too much to except from some of these folks.

Regardless, I'm glad she's gone. She was unable to comprehend the game wasn't the Elyse Show, and she was never going to work with me. Sadly for all the rest of these thirsty whores, this is the Jaclyn Show, and what I want to happen is going to happen... 90% of the time, at least, LMAO. So bow down or face my wrath.

Anyhow, now the foursome of myself, Bob, Pete, and Courtney are in power. And we should remain in power, unless Bob and Pete fail to realize Morgan or Brenda have this in the bag if they make the end. The two of them have to be eliminated. For some reason, I'm being perceived as a jury threat, which I don't believe is the case. The people in this game are emotional af and don't realize that I have been doing what is best for me in this game. I have been making what is essentially the OBJECTIVELY BEST MOVES FOR MYSELF but because it doesn't correlate with what they want of me, they hate me and despise me and I'm the spawn of Satan.

...Even if they weren't voting the way they said they would, either. See: The Sandra vote where they all voted for Courtney. Like... you can act holier than me all you want, but you are all just as corrupted: You can say that you were loyal all you want; it won't change the fact that you weren't. You can say I'm awful for betraying you all you want; it doesn't change the fact that I was never in any of your plans. You can do whatever you like. But it doesn't change the fact that we're all liars; we're all deceivers; and in the end, we're all playing for ourselves.

Either way...the wisest thing for us four is to stick together until F4. At that point...I feel like bob/Court/Pete have an alliance. Bob strongly hinted at it to me...but in the end...I think I could get them to vote Bob off over me. He's the biggest threat, see, and everyone will see that. People are bitter enough to write down on parchments towards me "this is the only time i would write your name down" so...yeah, come on now. I'm not a threat, but if Bob makes the end against any combination of us three, he'd win. And I think I could convince Pete and Courtney of that. Pete will crawl out of Bob's shadow and the moves will be his. Court...well, I think she's just smart enough to realize it.

The unfortunate thing, however, is that I'm currently convinced it's a final two. See, the lucky coin I have expires at F4. And unless you think having an advantage in the FIC is a cool thing...well, it's going to be a F2. Because the F4 would be the final challenge if it was a F3. So I'm worried. I think I could possibly win in a F3 with me, Pete and Court. MAYBE. Possibly not, but I think it's my best chance. If it's a F2 though...I don't even know. I also don't even know who I would take. Court, maybe?? I have no clue lmfao. I have plans up until the F3, but at that point I don't know. We'll just have to wait and see how the game progresses.

Unless these people are stupid, everything should go according to my plan. But as we've seen before...these people can do stupid stuff from time to time. Although, the Alec boot wasn't dumb for Bob in retrospect as he got Pete to flip the next round. But if Pete hadn't...well, I'd laugh. But he pulled it off, so hey, it worked out for him because that's his best move in the end. Sure, it was a little annoying since Alec was basically stuck with me at that point, and losing him was like losing an appendage, but oh well. Add in that he was one of the people I had really good convos with on a regular basis, it did suck to lose him, but Bob doing it makes total sense in retrospect. I knew he and Pete were tight, but I never trusted Pete to vote with us. Bob got it to work out though, so props to him.

This round is the F6, which is the last time I can use my cannonball, which takes someone out of TC and makes it so they can't vote, but they also can't be voted for. DUH I'm using it on myself. Like, hello? Why wouldn't I? I'll still try for immunity, but not that hard. Plus, it sounds like it's math, and...uhm...yeah, no, not my thing lmao. So we'll see. I want to get in the treasure trove as I STILL want that idol as that's guaranteed safety at F5, and plus, there's probably gonna be something new there this round too. So...yeah. Also we kinda NEED to prevent Morg/Brenda from getting stuff, as, well, if they get the idol that is BAD NEWS BEARS for us.

At the end of the day, I think I'm in an ALRIGHT, but not GREAT position now. Provided people realize how little of a threat I actually am...I think I can make the end. Do I have a chance at winning? I think so, provided I'm able to actually talk sense into these people that I did what was best for me and I had no chance of making the end otherwise.

But these people aren't very logical.

So............NO IDEA LOL.

I do hope so, though, because I'm having a ton of fun in this game, and to win on top of this experience would simply be amazing. We'll see. For now...

FINAL FIVE BITCHES!