Episode Four

[Cochran]

   I am LIVID! Oh my gosh, okay so I just got comfortable on NuMalaga and all so I'm chilling not worried about a thing because I have the numbers. So we enter the challenge area prepared to whoop some ass real quick. Not so fast. Elyse has a damn fog horn. I swear, when I heard that, I wanted to grab that damn fog horn and shove it up her ass. Oops, maybe I wasn't supposed to say that. I don't know, that just shows how enraged I am. This damn fog horn has basically screwed me in the asshole. John was/is my number uno ally. They obviously chose to keep him because he's a major fucking threat and they want to get rid of him. Duh. I love him, but he showed his strengths too fast. Like damn bro, you went beast mode in the first two challenges THEN you practically won the third by yourself. Of course they're going to get rid of you. I feel really bad for him. But I'm playing for myself, so here's the main reason I'm mad.....I'm on a female dominated tribe...with Jefra, again. Now, of course you'd think it'd be smart to get rid of Cao if we lose, right? Uh...no. I'm always thinking in advance. If we get rid of Cao and lose again, me or Bob is going. Point blank no doubts about it. Therefore, if we lose the first challenge it'll be 4 Female 3 male. So I'd have to go all out strategy mode and convince one of the girls to flip. Hard? Hell yeah. Possible? Fuck yeah. More coming tomorrow, gotta go help with this challenge. #PrayForCochran get it trending.

[Cochran]

~Finally~ done my puzzle. Oh my gosh, so hard tbh lolol. So apparently NuNuMalaga plan on throwing this challenge to get rid of my good ally John. Yeah, I'm not too surprised. To be honest, we would throw it, but do they not realize once/if they get rid of John, then they're going to start picking each other off?? So he's trying to draw up a plan to get him, Brenda, Pete, and Sandra allied. But we ain't worrying 'bout him, it's about me. So I know this is gonna sound so hypocritical, but I'm starting to like Jefra. She isn't as stupid as she seems to be once you get to talk to her. Like I thought she was this idiot dumb blonde girl. That clearly isn't true. So it looks like we're going to win this challenge even though Cao Boi hasn't logged in since his boyfriend Coach was voted out forever. Which means we'll be taking another trip to that wonderful place known as Treasure Trove~ I'm so excited. This time, I want to win a fucking prize so I can have an advantage! Being back with most of Original Malaga makes me realize how much I missed them. Our tribe is definitely more calmer than the other tribe. Or at least it appears that way....
    

[Cochran]

Oh, and R.I.P. to Shane. You will be missed 
2015-2015

[Cochran]

My close ally went home *sobs*