Confessional of a Dawg

[Bobdawg]

lol

[Bobdawg]

It says Cocke

[Bobdawg]

I'm going to post more often now. Summary of the game for me

-Gets in an alliance with Jefra/Cochran/John/Vytas/Myself
-Smaller alliance with Jefra/John/Myself
-Shii leaves
-We lose again. No one gives a shit about the vote
-I opt to vote Courtney
-Jefra prefers voting Vytas over mystery Courtney
-Cochran questions alliance vocally, as do I but I keep it to myself
-New alliance Jefra/myself/Hope/John
-Vytas leaves
-Swap
-Party it up in Santa Barbara, this is all a blur.
-Jackie + Court make a huge mistake in voting Coach over Shane
-John is swapfucked. My hombre and #1 ally is now pretty much done
-They throw the challenge, just fueling my fire.
-We find the idol

and hey, now were here.

[Bobdawg]

I just talked to Elyse for the first time. She is the least riveting person in the world.

[Bobdawg]

Literally everything I ever count on doesn't happen.

I'm sure you've heard of the "WIT" alliance by now, former members being Cochran, Pete, Cao, John, and myself. Yeah look at the members of that alliance. We haven't been doing so hot. Not to mention, it might be Pete's time too. So yeah.

Even moreso, I was hoping for a merge at 10 and play the middle man between Alec and Jackie. Didn't happen.

Now I have to vote out Sandra because Elyse is immune, and I did plan on correlating with Sandra.

And yeah.

So fml, what's a dawg to do.

[Bobdawg]

lul Hope likes to play for second apparently, I wonder if she'll tell me how Morgan's butthole tastes after she's done kissing it.

[Bobdawg]

She's also the worlds worst actress, but that might be just because I'm starting to put 2 and 2 together and realize her bullshit.

[Bobdawg]

I had the idea of Jackie giving her idol to Alec and idoling out Hope. It all banks on the fact that Morgan/Hope are telling the truth and Alec truely is the one leaving.

It's risky, but how fucking hilarious and amazing would it be if Hope got idoled out.

[Bobdawg]

I basically told a lie to Jackie that Elyse was on board with voting out Courtney, when she said that she's heard everyones name in reality. I didn't mean anything when I sent it, but it might've been what saved my ass.

[Bobdawg]

And now everyone's angry at each other.

Because I told Jackie that Elyse was down with voting out Courtney.



Best unintentional lie ever.

thank you survivor gods!

[Bobdawg]

So FMPOV
putting together the peices I now know
this is the story
step one, Elyse is immune at TC
which was originally the plan I was led to believe by Jackie
on who we were voting for
in my dawghead I'm like
oh ok then imma vote Sandra
so I tell Jackie that I'm gonna vote Sandra
then Sandra comes to me and says let's vote out Courtney
and I'm like aight
Sandra tells me that elyse and her are gonna vote Courtney
without confirming with Elyse, I tell Jackie that Elyse and Sandra are voting Courtney
Jackie's like NO WAY!!!!
and tells Hope
without me knowing at first
Hope tells Morgan that Jackie wants to vote out Sandra instead of me now
Morgan's like wtf
tells me wtf
tells me I should vote Courtney
get's Elyse onboard
so NOW elyse is actually legit voting Courtney
However by this point we were already idoling out Hope

....

I love my stupid accidents sometimes.

[Bobdawg]

I'm having so much fun with this.

I suggested we name our tribe Meatgazers.

I messaged Brenda for the first time ever, and started out with "seen any good movies lately?"

Working on getting Alec to consider being the middlemen.

times are good.

[Bobdawg]

Yeah sorry it's so long. I basically talk more in depth about what happened at final 10, meatgazergate, and how I'm going to move on from that. I also talk about what I want to do in the future. I filmed this the night Hope/Sandra got voted out. Again, sorry it's so long. At least you can watch my beautiful face for 17 minutes.

[Bobdawg]

Stuff about more recent gameplay.

[Jeff Probst]

No such thing as too long, the video confessionals are great!